Cassie Marries Alex Fine After 10-Year Diddyship, Sparks Twitter Petty Party

Cassie Marries Alex Fine, Sparks

WELP, it happened: Cassie married her boo and baby favvvva Alex Fine after only a year of post-Diddy dating in a not-very-subtle development that stirred up another hilarious petty party across Twitter.

Naturally, everyone wondered how Diddy was taking the news but we’re sure he’ll be fine while frolicking around with his son’s ex-boo thang Lori Harvey.

https://twitter.com/shanice_kee/status/1177045043007434752

Peep the funniest (and pettiest) reactions to Cassie marrying someone who isn’t Diddy on the flip.

rajel814 gets points for sliding a new meme into this story

Cassie is married and pregnant. She said Diddy who?

snuggieelove didn’t have to be so petty

Cassie gets married today and Diddy post a ciroc ad with her in it. Lmaoooooooo

shanice_kee also gets points for new meme usage

https://twitter.com/shanice_kee/status/1177045043007434752

Diddy reading that Cassie is officially married:

LamouraMinaj is clearly inspired by Cassie’s come-up

https://twitter.com/LamouraMinaj/status/1177026410252255233

Jsksksks cassie really had diddy paying for flights and furs just to leave and get wifed up IMMEDIATELY.

Cassie girl, I HEARD you.

maameshee reminds us that prayer is essential

lmao i can’t believe Cassie got pregnant & married 0.2 seconds after her & diddy broke up. Is that not God?

umrvision paying the proper respects to bounce back queen Cassie

Shoutout to Cassie. Diddy played himself big time. Had to settle for his sons chick.

@diddy seemingly responds to Cassie’s marriage

https://instagram.com/p/B23JSGinEXU/

Awwww Diddy. At least you have your son’s ex-girlfriend to cuddle with.