Funniest (And PETTIEST) Tweets From NYE 2019

Beyoncé after she played on our phones by posting those blank IG pictures. pic.twitter.com/cIf8RuOhMK

— Laremy Tunsil Stan Account (@c_drew_) January 2, 2020

“Happy new year. Lol don’t get too twisted! Anyway the decade is ending but know that my love for you isn’t. Hope you’re well” pic.twitter.com/7e8aLU8Qw6

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 1, 2020

Beyoncé after she played on our phones by posting those blank IG pictures. pic.twitter.com/cIf8RuOhMK

— Laremy Tunsil Stan Account (@c_drew_) January 2, 2020

“Happy new year. Lol don’t get too twisted! Anyway the decade is ending but know that my love for you isn’t. Hope you’re well” pic.twitter.com/7e8aLU8Qw6

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 1, 2020

Mabel the Stallion driving the SS Titanic today! 🤣 https://t.co/3DpBR2i0Xh

— Uncle Baby Billy (@MFN_Ty) December 31, 2019

This dude celebrated 2020 by entering the friend zone on national television pic.twitter.com/8KSVNlCgns

— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) January 1, 2020

Blue talking to Meg and Bey about their 2020 collab after this pic https://t.co/AdPUVkr4D5 pic.twitter.com/R72wWJKuDt

— qicle ⧉ (@qicle) January 1, 2020

Me skipping past everyone’s decade recaps on IG pic.twitter.com/Xhx1O1EfY9

— Kai (@KaiorDiie) December 31, 2019

Steve Harvey to Gronk: "Why is he here? Why are you here? What is wrong with you?" pic.twitter.com/tOM4ubKgV3

— Mark (@tole_cover) January 1, 2020

This nigga Kevin Hart got one more cheating coupon left pic.twitter.com/plxOeea4VH

— Look at that (@accoladesfc) December 30, 2019

no one:

Megan Thee Stallion after being at Beyoncé‘s party once pic.twitter.com/9833zeQMqc

— 6’5’’ (@urdadwayne) January 2, 2020

My heart desires for you to enter me from behind. Let’s pray. https://t.co/JSjazbcP0Y

— Chewella DeTrille (@CaressLepore) January 2, 2020

You cried about this woman all calendar year and this morning she woke up in the bed of a man that you can’t beat in a fistfight…. More for Libra https://t.co/Ns6h8PTdAM

— no_cut_card (@no_cut_card) January 1, 2020

2020 stop putting dem big ass teeth in y’all mouth before y’all kill somebody tryna give dem a hicky

— Saint Laurent Don (@21savage) January 2, 2020

for y’all who wanna lose weight in 2020: YOU DONT HAVE TO MEAL PREP! it honestly leads to wasted food… cause after 4 days you ain’t gone want that grilled chicken, quinoa and them colorful ass peppers and onions no more 😂😂

— JJ (@JusticeTierney) January 1, 2020