Funniest (And PETTIEST) Tweets From NYE 2019

Beyoncé after she played on our phones by posting those blank IG pictures. pic.twitter.com/cIf8RuOhMK

— Laremy Tunsil Stan Account (@c_drew_) January 2, 2020

“Happy new year. Lol don’t get too twisted! Anyway the decade is ending but know that my love for you isn’t. Hope you’re well” pic.twitter.com/7e8aLU8Qw6

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 1, 2020

Beyoncé after she played on our phones by posting those blank IG pictures. pic.twitter.com/cIf8RuOhMK

— Laremy Tunsil Stan Account (@c_drew_) January 2, 2020

“Happy new year. Lol don’t get too twisted! Anyway the decade is ending but know that my love for you isn’t. Hope you’re well” pic.twitter.com/7e8aLU8Qw6

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 1, 2020

Mabel the Stallion driving the SS Titanic today! 🤣 https://t.co/3DpBR2i0Xh

— Uncle Baby Billy (@MFN_Ty) December 31, 2019

This dude celebrated 2020 by entering the friend zone on national television pic.twitter.com/8KSVNlCgns

— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) January 1, 2020

Blue talking to Meg and Bey about their 2020 collab after this pic https://t.co/AdPUVkr4D5 pic.twitter.com/R72wWJKuDt

— qicle ⧉ (@qicle) January 1, 2020

Me skipping past everyone’s decade recaps on IG pic.twitter.com/Xhx1O1EfY9

— Kai (@KaiorDiie) December 31, 2019

This nigga Kevin Hart got one more cheating coupon left pic.twitter.com/plxOeea4VH

— Look at that (@accoladesfc) December 30, 2019

no one:

Megan Thee Stallion after being at Beyoncé‘s party once pic.twitter.com/9833zeQMqc

— 6’5’’ (@urdadwayne) January 2, 2020

My heart desires for you to enter me from behind. Let’s pray. https://t.co/JSjazbcP0Y

— Chewella DeTrille (@CaressLepore) January 2, 2020

Me explaining to my girl that if she shuts up and actually pays attention to the movie

Then she can figure out what’s going on instead of asking me so many questions pic.twitter.com/xpxn9pLPHY

— Comedian Khairy (@OMGItsKhairy_) December 31, 2019

You cried about this woman all calendar year and this morning she woke up in the bed of a man that you can’t beat in a fistfight…. More for Libra https://t.co/Ns6h8PTdAM

— no_cut_card (@no_cut_card) January 1, 2020

2020 stop putting dem big ass teeth in y’all mouth before y’all kill somebody tryna give dem a hicky

— Saint Laurent Don (@21savage) January 2, 2020

for y’all who wanna lose weight in 2020: YOU DONT HAVE TO MEAL PREP! it honestly leads to wasted food… cause after 4 days you ain’t gone want that grilled chicken, quinoa and them colorful ass peppers and onions no more 😂😂

— JJ (@JusticeTierney) January 1, 2020