Twitter Erupts Over Lori Harvey & Future Marriage Rumors

https://twitter.com/ScottySkytop/status/1237029064780677132

“If Future really did marry Lori then…” – let’s not forget that Future was heart-eyed in love with Ciara and married her. Don’t let the heartless trap raps fool you.

https://twitter.com/WavygangCozy/status/1237041398681153538

“If future married Lori who gone lead us” – well, there’s still Drake but we’ve learned that the most toxic rappers are also the most romantic, rose-petal-sprinkling-in-the-bedroom lovers we know.

“Future married Lori Harvey?” – there’s a 97.3% chance that this is fake news so don’t get too sad.

“FUTURE AND LORI GOT MARRIED” – again, let’s all just calm down. We’re sure a quick InstaStory denial will clear this all up.

https://twitter.com/evulfemme/status/1237123930416128000

“loooool wait future got married to lori?” – most of the initial reactions (including ours) were exactly this.

“Where is this rumor coming from that Future and Lori Harvey are married? Ion see no media on it so far just random tweets” – BINGO! But hey, if you’re in the rumors business like us you gotta do what you gotta do.

“If Lori & Future are really married, this app is going to collapse” – yep, IF. IFFFFFFFFF. IF. IF. IF. That’s the key word.

“*reads tweets about Future marrying Lori Harvey*” – yep, anything that sounds like a made up rumor is usually always a made up rumor.

“If Future and Lori actually got married, I will have an existential crisis. I had plans to be toxic this summer. I took my AP off because the streets were calling my name. I unblocked numbers. Hell, I even made t-shirts. Who is going to lead me now?” – we’re pretty sure your toxic summer is still on. Lori or Future will be addressing this in 5, 4, 3, 2….