Twitter Erupts Over Lori Harvey & Future Marriage Rumors

https://twitter.com/ScottySkytop/status/1237029064780677132

March is already off to a questionable start with the stressful Coronavirus saga and those sketchy rumors that Future secretly married Lori Harvey who we (HIGHLY) doubt would marry someone as fertile or baby mama’d up as Future .

But, then again, she did allegedly date her ex-boo’s father (and partied with them, at the same time) so it wouldn’t shock us if she actually did jump the bando broom with Future.

Now, like most internet rumors, we have no idea where this started but we DO remember when Future’s maybe baby mama Eliza said “that man been told me he’s getting married” in a January Instagram story setting the tone for this rapidly spreading rumor that has social media in a messy frenzy.

https://twitter.com/WavygangCozy/status/1237041398681153538

Peep the pettiest reactions to those sketchy Lori Harvey & Future marriage rumors on the flip.

https://twitter.com/ScottySkytop/status/1237029064780677132

“If Future really did marry Lori then…” – let’s not forget that Future was heart-eyed in love with Ciara and married her. Don’t let the heartless trap raps fool you.

https://twitter.com/WavygangCozy/status/1237041398681153538

“If future married Lori who gone lead us” – well, there’s still Drake but we’ve learned that the most toxic rappers are also the most romantic, rose-petal-sprinkling-in-the-bedroom lovers we know.

“FUTURE AND LORI GOT MARRIED” – again, let’s all just calm down. We’re sure a quick InstaStory denial will clear this all up.

https://twitter.com/evulfemme/status/1237123930416128000

“loooool wait future got married to lori?” – most of the initial reactions (including ours) were exactly this.

“Where is this rumor coming from that Future and Lori Harvey are married? Ion see no media on it so far just random tweets” – BINGO! But hey, if you’re in the rumors business like us you gotta do what you gotta do.

“If Lori & Future are really married, this app is going to collapse” – yep, IF. IFFFFFFFFF. IF. IF. IF. That’s the key word.

“*reads tweets about Future marrying Lori Harvey*” – yep, anything that sounds like a made up rumor is usually always a made up rumor.

“If Future and Lori actually got married, I will have an existential crisis. I had plans to be toxic this summer. I took my AP off because the streets were calling my name. I unblocked numbers. Hell, I even made t-shirts. Who is going to lead me now?” – we’re pretty sure your toxic summer is still on. Lori or Future will be addressing this in 5, 4, 3, 2….