Last night’s blockbuster beat “battle” between legendary beatmaker/piano prodigy Scott Storch and culture-reshaping icon Mannie Fresh was a befuddling beatdown that swerved left very, very quickly before ultimately letting most of the 170K+ onlookers down.
And if we’re being honest, it never should’ve happened in the first place because they’re two distinctly different producers who deserved better matchups like Mannie vs. Lil Jon/Juicy J or Scott Storch vs. Jim Jonsin.
But it is what it is and went on and on (and on) with some awkward moments, pointless SKITS and Mannie’s baffling strategy (NO #1 STUNNA???) that resulted in the least exciting, most lopsided beat battle thus far.
Peep the funniest (and pettiest) reactions to Mannie vs. Scott on the flip.
“scott storch has eyes. I can’t believe scott storch really has eyes. confirmed: scott storch has eyes” – this…is shocking
“I am CRINE!” – yooooooooooo soooooo accurate
“T.I.’s comment during this Mannie Fresh/Scott Storch live is all of us” – every single one of us. What was Mannie thinking??
“Me showing Mannie the folder w/ #1 Stunna in it” – we still have no idea wtf Mannie was doing
“Mannie Fresh: *plays “Project Chick”*
Scott Storch: *plays “Lean Back”*
– it just wasn’t a good matchup. Like, at all
“Scott Storch vs Mannie Fresh went exactly like this” – EXACTLY like that but somehow worse
“Mannie Fresh: We shut the internet down
– WEEEEEEEE?????? Hahahaha
Mannie Fresh On The Phone Wit Swizz Beatz & Timbo Right Now For Setting Him Up Like This With Scott Storch
“Scott Storch “plays anything R&B”
– show us on the doll where R&B hurt you, Mannie
“When Scott Storch put “Cry Me A River” Mannie put his hand to his chest Face with head-bandage the Boi is sickkkkk” – we hate it had to be Mannie
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