Issa Gets Her Cheeks Clapped By Full-Sized Big Fella, Sparks Hysteria

Last night’s highly anticipated “Insecure” Season 4 premiere was a messy hoot-and-a-half that started with Issa getting her cheeks clapped by a double cheeked up TSA agent in a wilddddddd scene that set the tone for a subplot-stuffed opener that awakened the #LawrenceHive, officially introduced us to sneaky wildcard Condola and made us hate Molly even more.

This season, we’ll see what happens with Issa’s new homegirl/business partner Condola (who’s smashing Lawrence), Molly & Issa’s crumbling friendship (that we know ends by the finale), Issa’s shaky relationship with Nathan, Kelli & Tiffany’s awkward somethingship with the most important question being: ‘Will Issa & Lawrence get back together despite everything going on?’

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Peep the hilarious Twitter chaos over the “Insecure” season premiere on the flip.

“Lawrence broke a** didn’t get Issa anything for her birthday but got bootleg Tessa Thompson flowers on a Tuesday” – bootleg Tessa Thompson is classic

“Issa getting rammed by Carl Winslow” – Carl Winslow didn’t deserve this

“I thought Issa was having a nightmare. I was praying it was a dream of her and Carl Winslow tootsie rolling in that bed. I was so upset” – we weren’t ready

“i haven’t seen anybody fat shaming on my tl. i just think those cheeks clapping in the mirror caught us all off guard. #InsecureHBO” – they were clapping loudly, round of applause

“”welcome to a full sized n*gga”

Please put that on my grave #InsecureHBO” – one of the realest Insecure moments ever

“Issa Gettin SMUTTED out by TSA Grimace for confiscated liquor and weed .. is this your Queen!!!!!!! Face with tears of joy #InsecureHBO” – GRIMACE??? Now that’s just disrespectful

“Big n*ggas tonight watching Issa get her sh*t clapped by Duke Deuce” – haaaaa if you know, you know

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“That TSA n*gga was throwing a** just like this” – husky men need love too

Oh, and you can stalk Issa’s double cheeked up TSA bae here:

“I wanted to be out telling jokes somewhere tonight while this aired but da lord said be still so now I gotta sit in the house with peasants 😂… Happy to be on this season of @insecurehbo tune in at 10pm” – helluva debut, big fella

“The fat shaming displayed by the ladies of the TL tonight surely will not be forgotten by Sweat Rag Twitter” – the ladies know they like a nice-smelling husky snack

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“Lawrence after he got his dream job” – the Lawrence Hive couldn’t be happier

“Toni walked so Molly could walk slower 😭 #InsecureHBO” – whew, the accuracy

“with so much chaos in the world, i thank sweet 4c jesus that arguing over #InsecureHBO can give us a bit of normalcy” – ain’t God good?