Last night’s surprisingly entertaining NFL Draft had multiple viral moments, meme-able visuals and top Arizona Cardinals draft pick Isaiah Simmons’ wagon-dragging stallion of a girlfriend who stole the show with her swoon-worthy cameo during the unforgettable quarantine event.
Oh yes, she’s baddd and immediately trended on Twitter (along with CeeDee Lamb and Isaiah Wilson) where thirsty-fingered creeps, savages and nasties gushed over her, tweeted all sorts of provocative reaction GIFs and begged for her Instagram handle on a shenanigan-filled night marking the first major sports-related event of the pandemic era.
Peep the Twitter hysteria over Isaiah Simmons’ wagon-dragging stallion bae on the flip.
“Isaiah Simmons’ girlfriend doing her best to remind him she was there before he was rich.” – she definitely made the best of those few seconds
“I’d like to personally welcome Isaiah Simmons’s girl to Arizona and the @AZCardinals #AllAZ #NFLDraft” – we’d also like to personally welcome her
Here’s her IG for
stalking research purposes:
She seems like a down to Earth baddie who enjoys mentally stimulating conversations, picnics at the park and volunteering in her community. Just perfect.
“summer is for sporadic trips” – this made us miss the good ‘ole days when outside was open
She’s so bad that she doesn’t even need captions. We appreciate that!
“Isaiah Simmons’s girl is….” – whew, yam meats everywhere
“Isiah Simmons girl has stolen the show for me! 🤤🤤 #ThickaThanColdGrits #NFLDraft2020” – she definitely should’ve been the 1st pick
“Isaiah Simmons gf #NFLDraft2020” – classic moment in meme history. If you know, you know
“When they cut to the women in Isaiah Simmons house” – best part of the whole entire draft
“Knew this was going to happen when I typed in “Isaiah Simmons girl” #NFLDraft” – this is what happens when you active the creep bat signal
“Look here mane… uhhh Isaiah Simmons girl CERTIFIED!” – FACTS
“Isaiah Simmons gf or sister thick like two day old Grits” – grits, oatmeal, oxtail gravy, WHEW
“Isaiah Simmons Girl thick as hell my goodness” – had us calling out for the Lord
“Anyone see Isaiah Simmons’ girl?” – everyone (including the women) were staring