Back at it again with another freshly baked batch of quaranTIDDAY meats and treats to celebrate us moving one month closer to outside reopening that, at this point, would be a worldwide holiday after months of social distancing, eating ourselves into mini comas and partying in our living rooms.
Over the next several weeks (or monthS), we’ll continue bringing you savagely curated collections of quarantined baddies (and our thirst-trappin’ celebrity faves) as a distraction from low liquor levels, dwindling toilet paper supplies, aggravating Cheeto shenanigans, the same TikTok songs OVER AND OVER AGAIN and the daunting possibility of America being locked down for several more months.
Hit the flip for another life-saving round of quaranTIDDAY meats and treats on the gram.
“It’s gonna be 80° this week. #demontime” – that means more quality thirst traps are on the wayyy
We can’t believe Ashanti is 39-years-old (THIRTY NINE AMERICAN YEARS OLD) and slaying so effortlessly during a global pandemic
“MY ONSIE IS FROM @MIAMITIP305 CLICK THE LINK IN HER BIO NOW❗️ STAY COMFY AND STAY FLY WHILE YOU SLEEP” – one of the best sleepwear commercials of all-time
“Don’t make me put a spell on you @savagexfenty #SavageXAmbassador” – Ari refuses to stop applying pressure on the gram
“Can you tell him for me ?” – no baddie on Instagram providing better content than DJ Duffey
“Quarantine and chill?” – can’t front, Cam’s alleged side baby mama is baddd but we’re still #TeamKia
“[ insert bad b*tch caption ]” – when you’re so fine that you run out of bad bish captions
Lightskin Keisha continues to provide amazing content while quarantined
“Practicing for when I’m back on the beach 🙄 @fashionnova fashionnovapartner” – practice makes perfect, boo
“the only games I’ll be playin” – we know the game ain’t even turned on but love you anyway
“As much as I want to keep growing my hair out I’m bout to stay short” – one of the few baddies who looks good with any hairstyle
“You wanna be my main squeeze baby don’t ya” – oh we do, Meg. We do very much.
“If wanna go outside was a person 👀 @savagexfenty #savagexambassador” – Kash is easily one of the baddest pretty brown wows in the game
“Read any good books lately?” – no one even noticed the book in this obvious thirst trap