Here's What Happened When Cam Newton Signed With The New England Patriots

In the plot twist of all plot twists, former Carolina Panthers MVP Quarterback Cam Newton joined the New England Patriots (yep, those New England Patriots) in a shocking move by the, uh, unseasoned NFL franchise desperately hoping to bounce back after a disappointing season.

This comes just months after the storied organization’s messy breakup with living legend Tom Brady who lead their scandal-plagued dynasty that now belongs to a healthy, motivated and fertile Cam who vows to make everyone pay after being dumped by the Panthers.

Whether this is a great or terrible idea, we’re not quite sure, but we DO know Cam’s about to get some extravagant rich auntie outfits off in that Boston cold.

Peep the petty chitter-chatter over Cam signing with the Patriots on the flip.

“When Cam lose his first game in Boston” – we can’t wait to see how this plays out

“*Cam Newton throws a pick*

Patriots fans:” – oh you already know

“Cam Newton taking over the Patriots after Brady left” – heavy is the arm that holds the shield

“Patriots fans trying to bring the dab back after signing Cam” – we hope Cam balls out so we can see the Kens and Kodys act up

“Cam Newton at the Patriots facility like” – this is probably more true than we know

https://twitter.com/AkhilNati0n/status/1277396627083452417

“Pats fans after Cam Newtons first interception.” – it’s already bubbling

https://twitter.com/SavageBoston/status/1277397430695276555

“The Patriots sign Cam Newton.

Patriots Twitter is BACK.” – they were sooooo quiet last season