In the plot twist of all plot twists, former Carolina Panthers MVP Quarterback Cam Newton joined the New England Patriots (yep, those New England Patriots) in a shocking move by the, uh, unseasoned NFL franchise desperately hoping to bounce back after a disappointing season.
This comes just months after the storied organization’s messy breakup with living legend Tom Brady who lead their scandal-plagued dynasty that now belongs to a healthy, motivated and fertile Cam who vows to make everyone pay after being dumped by the Panthers.
Whether this is a great or terrible idea, we’re not quite sure, but we DO know Cam’s about to get some extravagant rich auntie outfits off in that Boston cold.
Peep the petty chitter-chatter over Cam signing with the Patriots on the flip.
“When Cam lose his first game in Boston” – we can’t wait to see how this plays out
“*Cam Newton throws a pick*
Patriots fans:” – oh you already know
“Cam Newton taking over the Patriots after Brady left” – heavy is the arm that holds the shield
“Patriots fans trying to bring the dab back after signing Cam” – we hope Cam balls out so we can see the Kens and Kodys act up
“Cam Newton at the Patriots facility like” – this is probably more true than we know
“Pats fans after Cam Newtons first interception.” – it’s already bubbling
“The Patriots sign Cam Newton.
Patriots Twitter is BACK.” – they were sooooo quiet last season
“First look at the new Cam Newton Patriots jersey” – ART
“When Belichick gets that first text back from Cam” – Bill wants to win so badly that he’s willing to read Cam’s hieroglyphics