Twitter Drags Tory Lanez On His 28th Birthday

No Cake For You: Twitter DRAGS Pathetic Pipsqueak Tory Lanez On His 28th Birthday

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7 of 15

We haven’t seen or heard from Megan Thee Stallion’s suspected assailant Tory Lanez (who not-too-long ago was quarantine KING) after allegedly shooting the rising superstar in both feet during a blurry sequence of events with very few confirmed details.

At this point, we doubt we’ll see him any time soon as he deals with a gun charge from that night and mounting public opinion against him that peaked with Twitter refusing to celebrate his 28th birthday and dragging him to Hell instead.

As of yesterday, we know he’s very likely the shooter based on Meg’s previous statements and her bried IG Live yesterday.

“I was shot in both of my feet and I had to get surgery to get the bullets taken out, and it was super scary,” she revealed.

“Oh, I didn’t think I was gonna cry… It was just the worst experience of my life and it’s not funny, it’s nothing to joke about and nothing for y’all to go and be making fake stories about. I didn’t put my hands on nobody I didn’t deserve to get shot.”

Without any more concrete details or reports, we’re pretty much at a standstill which, naturally, hasn’t stopped Twitter from dragging Tory to Hell and back by his refurbished hairline.

Peep the Twitter chitter-chatter over Meg’s tearful update on the flip.

“Nobody:

Us: As soon as Tory Lanez post anything about his birthday today lol” – play stupid games, win stupid prizes

“All of Twitter when they hear it’s Tory Lanez birthday” – one of the few times Twitter actually united on something

“.@torylanez come outside!! all we gonna do is j*mp you!” – might be 2021 when we see him again

“LMFAOOOOOOOOO THEY STARTED A PETITION TO DEPORT TORY LANEZ ON HIS MF BIRTHDAY” – messssssyyyyyyyy

“LOOOOL it’s Tory Lanez birthday and someone asked if he turned 5’4 yet😭” – noooooooo

“YOU WANNA SH**T WOMEN IN BOTH FEET?! @torylanez” – yikessssss

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“Tory lanes count yo f*cking days you tiny b*tch! @torylanez” – TINY!

“The universe when it lays hands on @torylanez” – worst birthday ever

“Meg has been super silent about her shooting situation… until today… which happens to be Tory Lanez birthday… we love a petty strategic Queen” – we decided to stan from the very beginning

“I’m screaming. it’s Tory Lanez birthday today and all we wanna do is beat his a**” – understandable

“Everybody on here today: Where’s Tory Lanez, we just wanna say happy birthday…” – it’s what he deserves

“-So y’all really gon’ drag Tory Lanez on his birthday?

-All of us on Twitter:” – it is what it is

“Someone said Megan breaking her silence on Tory’s birthday tells me everything I need to know…” – pretty much

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