Black Folks Are Supposedly Getting Superpowers & The Jokes Are HILARIOUS
#NegroSolstice: Black Folks Are Supposedly Getting Superpowers Today & The Jokes Are HILARIOUS
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It’S MORPHIN’ TIME
By now, you’ve probably seen the hype over today’s ‘Negro Solstice’ where the solar system’s two largest planets (Jupiter and Saturn) will appear to merge and create a bright “star” in the sky.
Oh yes, it’s LIT (literally) and fueling hilarious memes across social media.
Now, it ALL began a few weeks ago when Twitter user @LottiDot revealed that Black folks would evolve into super-powered beings on this rare cosmic event that immediately grew into a pop culture phenomenon.
“As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people Woman with probing cane they wanna make us average,” she tweeted in the now viral tweet.
Other 3-eyed wokelings jumped in to agree with the tweet that marked December 21st as a significant day of awakening for Black people throughout the diaspora.
At this very moment, we haven’t experienced any powers but the jokes are more than enough at a stressfully uncertain time in this surging pandemic.
Astronomers are calling the winter solstice event the “Great Conjunction of 2020” that hasn’t been visible to the naked eye since 1226, according to Earth Sky.
The last time Jupiter and Saturn giants appeared so close was in 1623 and, if you miss it this year, you’ll have to wait until 2080 to see it again.
Have your superpowers kicked in yet? If not, what power would you want? Peep the absolute funniest #NegroSolstice tweets/memes on the flip.
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“DECEMBER 21 LETS MF GO” – LET’s GOOOOO
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“Reporting to my new boss on December 22” – CAN’T WAIT
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“I was going to go to bed but suddenly…” – *faints*
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https://twitter.com/himb0sexua1/status/1340890368041054208
“OMG NICKI????” – yoooooooooooo
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“me on December 20th at 11:59:59 PM” – ahhhhh
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https://twitter.com/ari_lovesfries/status/1338841450784714754
“Forgot to set my alarm lastnight but still woke up at my exact usual time. It’s happening” – yessss
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“Kim watching Kanye & her kids fly around the house” pettyyyy
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“Stevie Wonder in the morning testing out his super powers & realizing there’s an age requirement.” – you know what…
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https://twitter.com/qveenasiah/status/1339404830851424261
“GUESS WHOS NOT GETTING POWERS ON THE 21st” – welpity welpppp
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“Testing out my teleporting powers and ended up at a KKK meeting” – wowwwwwww
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“When Tia gets her superpowers but not Tamera >>>>>” – OOP
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“Me when Cyclops sends me on a mission” – *cries*
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““To me my X-Men” – lololololol
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https://twitter.com/yofavebaddie/status/1340710921597902848
“me tonight at midnight” – *cackles*
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https://twitter.com/Nigga_Sunbaenim/status/1340885065832796162
“RISE MY N*GGAS!! RISEEEE!!” – and rise we shall
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https://twitter.com/geddaqueen/status/1340872944885620737
“Dec 21 baby” – yassssss
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“Floyd Mayweather when he realizes he can read now” – *weeps*
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“And now we wait” – and wait we shall
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https://twitter.com/JOL4YE/status/1339016685307764736
“so i see some black people got their powers early” – we love to see it
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