Black Folks Are Supposedly Getting Superpowers & The Jokes Are HILARIOUS
#NegroSolstice: Black Folks Are Supposedly Getting Superpowers Today & The Jokes Are HILARIOUS
It’S MORPHIN’ TIME
DECEMBER 21 LETS MF GO 😤 pic.twitter.com/oKVtZoABiN
— Tiddy Jakes (@AmadiWrites) December 15, 2020
By now, you’ve probably seen the hype over today’s ‘Negro Solstice’ where the solar system’s two largest planets (Jupiter and Saturn) will appear to merge and create a bright “star” in the sky.
Oh yes, it’s LIT (literally) and fueling hilarious memes across social media.
Now, it ALL began a few weeks ago when Twitter user @LottiDot revealed that Black folks would evolve into super-powered beings on this rare cosmic event that immediately grew into a pop culture phenomenon.
“As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people Woman with probing cane they wanna make us average,” she tweeted in the now viral tweet.
Other 3-eyed wokelings jumped in to agree with the tweet that marked December 21st as a significant day of awakening for Black people throughout the diaspora.
At this very moment, we haven’t experienced any powers but the jokes are more than enough at a stressfully uncertain time in this surging pandemic.
Astronomers are calling the winter solstice event the “Great Conjunction of 2020” that hasn’t been visible to the naked eye since 1226, according to Earth Sky.
The last time Jupiter and Saturn giants appeared so close was in 1623 and, if you miss it this year, you’ll have to wait until 2080 to see it again.
Have your superpowers kicked in yet? If not, what power would you want? Peep the absolute funniest #NegroSolstice tweets/memes on the flip.
DECEMBER 21 LETS MF GO 😤 pic.twitter.com/oKVtZoABiN
— Tiddy Jakes (@AmadiWrites) December 15, 2020
“DECEMBER 21 LETS MF GO” – LET’s GOOOOO
Reporting to my new boss on December 22. pic.twitter.com/Kezb9f6ZFY
— KD (@ineedja_kadeeja) December 17, 2020
“Reporting to my new boss on December 22” – CAN’T WAIT
I was going to go to bed but suddenly… pic.twitter.com/EBQybqWDvb
— 🛸Babygirl Pluto🪐 (@SimplySweetP) December 21, 2020
“I was going to go to bed but suddenly…” – *faints*
OMG NICKI???? pic.twitter.com/egBOCQlaJj
— ¡darian! (@himb0sexua1) December 21, 2020
“OMG NICKI????” – yoooooooooooo
me on December 20th at 11:59:59 PM pic.twitter.com/eTuteLBMnm
— k (@843KT) December 17, 2020
“me on December 20th at 11:59:59 PM” – ahhhhh
Forgot to set my alarm lastnight but still woke up at my exact usual time. It’s happening pic.twitter.com/2PtIBvhVWT
— Lil Gingerbread (@ari_lovesfries) December 15, 2020
“Forgot to set my alarm lastnight but still woke up at my exact usual time. It’s happening” – yessss
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Kim watching Kanye & her kids fly around the house pic.twitter.com/azEdxiB3oo
— onety one (@qurissy) December 21, 2020
“Kim watching Kanye & her kids fly around the house” pettyyyy
Stevie Wonder in the morning testing out his super powers & realizing there’s an age requirement. pic.twitter.com/Kxj2IqAztX
— Dranky Beverly & Maze🥃 (@TheIgnantOne) December 21, 2020
“Stevie Wonder in the morning testing out his super powers & realizing there’s an age requirement.” – you know what…
GUESS WHOS NOT GETTING POWERS ON THE 21st pic.twitter.com/fUZxptXOGi
— Mixxy Twin Ent.🐐 (@qveenasiah) December 17, 2020
“GUESS WHOS NOT GETTING POWERS ON THE 21st” – welpity welpppp
Testing out my teleporting powers and ended up at a KKK meeting pic.twitter.com/KEiDfJrcwf
— md (@mrdz121) December 21, 2020
“Testing out my teleporting powers and ended up at a KKK meeting” – wowwwwwww
When Tia gets her superpowers but not Tamera >>
— frankie. (@finegirlfrancis) December 21, 2020
“When Tia gets her superpowers but not Tamera >>>>>” – OOP
Me when Cyclops sends me on a mission #negrosolstice pic.twitter.com/rmCXUwvTuR
— Ricky Spanish (@hoodopulence) December 21, 2020
“Me when Cyclops sends me on a mission” – *cries*
“To me my X-Men” pic.twitter.com/8TeWe3NBJC
— imagine the x-men cupid shuffling w/sentinels 😬 (@Steph_I_Will) December 21, 2020
““To me my X-Men” – lololololol
me tonight at midnight pic.twitter.com/lj47xuLBs4
— no, but im african ✭ (@yofavebaddie) December 20, 2020
“me tonight at midnight” – *cackles*
RISE MY NIGGAS!! RISEEEE!! #negrosolstice pic.twitter.com/L2yRVxNQDt
— RJ (@Nigga_Sunbaenim) December 21, 2020
“RISE MY N*GGAS!! RISEEEE!!” – and rise we shall
Dec 21 baby 🔥🔥🔥!!!!!! #negrosolstice pic.twitter.com/lJWTw2ojJw
— geddaqueen (@geddaqueen) December 21, 2020
“Dec 21 baby” – yassssss
Floyd Mayweather when he realizes he can read now: pic.twitter.com/akaBTwP0MZ
— SPARKZ ⚡️ (@ieSparkz) December 21, 2020
“Floyd Mayweather when he realizes he can read now” – *weeps*
And now we wait pic.twitter.com/Fj4uiqIVnC
— Official Dev Patel Fan Club (@LaNoireDe) December 21, 2020
“And now we wait” – and wait we shall
so i see some black people got their powers early https://t.co/KQf9nw893v
— Laye ⚢ (@JOL4YE) December 16, 2020
“so i see some black people got their powers early” – we love to see it
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