Gone Too Far? 5 Offensive Black Jokes From David Hasselhoff’s Roast

- By Bossip Staff

Comedy Central is known for roasting Hollyweird’s D-list celebrities with irreverent and obscene jokes. And although David Hasselhoff’s roast was no different, slamming everything from homosexuals to the assassination of Kennedy, this year the Black jokes were particularly biting.

Here are some of the most notable:

Comedian Greg Geraldo: “Yουr liver іѕ ѕο shriveled, black аnd dead if you put your ear tο your side you саn hear it going: ‘Whаt you talkin’ about Willis?’”

Gilbert Gottfried: “Whеrе аrе all thе black guys that you [Lisa Lampenelli]claim tο bе having sex with? Dο you really think іn thіѕ day аnd age thеrе′s a single black guy whο′d bе caught dead inside anyone whο′s thе size of a slave ship?”

Lisa Lampanelli: I don’t want tο say David drank a lot, bυt hіѕ liver wаѕ ѕο black аnd bloated it could hаνе starred іn ‘Precious.’”


Whitney Cummings:
”Pam, уου’ve slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee аnd Kid Rock. Why don’t you save yourself some time аnd drink a vat of Magic Johnson’s blood?”

Whitney Cummings (On Lisa Lampanelli’s Body): “They say womens’ bodies are like a wonderland — yours is more like a football field because it’s 100 yards and a lot of black dudes have sprained their ankle on it.”

Wow. Are these jokes any worse than what Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase did back in the day? What y’all think: Funny or too far?

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  • BlackRikFlair

    You must not have seen the roast of Flav…

    • that damn sh#$ disturber

      “You must not have seen the roast of Flav…”

      agreed and that was funny

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS(D.K.N.Y. boys like me a lot)

    yeah but what about all the BLACK people who make jokes about Precious? what about all the blacks who make jokes about WHITE people? I personally think all racially-charged jokes are tasteless. However, all are FUNNY AND TRUE. lol

  • siete

    this is funny dont look so far into it

  • siete

    1st biiiiooooottttcccchhhh

    • kalifa

      noooooooooooooooot 🙂

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS(D.K.N.Y. boys like me a lot)

    Every joke about a black person is not necessarily racist.

  • Awesome-O-3000

    A couple were funny, but not too far at all

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  • lalalalal

    not racist at all!

  • ENUFF IS ENUFF

    This whole story gets a big fat UGGGGGGGG from me.

  • @_jamesjp_

    ohh please. this is gettig out of hand. you sound like my baby mama. getting mad over every little thing. get over it

  • Cougar_Lover

    they go in like that because of that big chick thats always there that claims to have been run thru by alot of black folk.

  • Chrstopher Reeves

    I don’t think they were too far at all. If anything they were just jokes that fit the whole format of the show. I think sometimes people read into stuff a little too much. The Magic Johnson joke didn’t even deal w/race, but a disease.

  • riding so high i can slap down a pigeon

    @ bettye-j

    you are taking it way to far they were jokes, guess you didnt see the flavor flav roast?

  • Cryscasino

    This had to be the funniest roast so far. Racism had nothing to do with it. Yes some of the jokes were not in good taste, some were flat out disrespectful. Pam Anderson is the one who should be upset they dogged her

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS(D.K.N.Y. boys like me a lot)

    yeah but what about all the BLACK people who make jokes about Precious? what about all the blacks who make jokes about WHITE people? I personally think all racially-charged jokes are tasteless. However, all are FUNNY AND TRUE. lol

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS(D.K.N.Y. boys like me a lot)

    but I dont like to see individaul people disrespected though.

  • [`~---.._mE_..---~']

    it’s a ROAST! it’s supposed to be offensive!!!

    how is it any different when black comedians make jokes about white people all the time?

    p.s. i’m black and thought it was hilarious!

  • Ant718

    ummmm… it’s a ROAST! It’s SUPPOSED to be offensive! I actually thought the stuff they said about Hogan’s daughter may have gone a bit far… but again, its a ROAST!

  • Soul Touch

    the precious joke was junny.

    Magic Johnson had nothing to do with race.

  • Le'pepe

    I wish white people in the mainstream media would just keep blacks and africans out of their mouths…. Every other few weeks it’s something said about black people. Just shut up. It might not be racist but it sure is annoying.

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS(D.K.N.Y. boys like me a lot)

    I dont like Roasts. Innocent people get hurt. 😦

  • Blks r babies Hussein told ya

    Everyday more proof that blks are babied in all aspects of life are revealed, more proof here. SBB!!! STOP BABYING BLKS!!! STOP IT!!!!

  • U nigggggers suppressme'

    Stop it!!! Stop babying blks!!!! Stop It!!!!!!

  • don't ask

    I don’t see anything wrong with any of the jokes. It’s a roast.

  • Black Mystory

    I’m the most pro-black guy and I think these jokes are hilarious (esp the one abou “what you talkin bout Willis”lol)!! Its not what you say but how you say it that matters. There is no malice behind these jokes and they are funny.

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