We don’t just pick on rappers here, kids. See, MCs aren’t the only wild children in the world. It seems like every day there’s a new celeb arrested for DUIs, beating someone or being just plain stupid.
Our favorite part about these stories is the mugshots that come from them. Here are a few.
Lyfe Jennings – Lyfe has made a career singing about his run-ins with the law. He doesn’t, though, sing about this picture. He should…it’d be a hilarious song.
Amy Winehouse – We think Amy Winehouse might be using drugs. Our investigative team figured that out. This picture might have something to do with that conjecture.
Charles Barkley – Why is his face so wet and juicy-looking? After a drunk speeding excursion in search of a blowjay, Chuck had to take his talents to the precinct.
Chris Tucker – He’s gotta be the cleanest guy in his holding cell. It’s not every day you see a guy in an orange sweater walking into a cell. Maybe he got arrested for that last Rush Hour.
Gary Coleman – (R.I.P.) We’re not going to make short jokes or say he needed to stand on a stool for the picture. That’d be wrong. We’ll never say that. Nope. Not at all.
Katt Williams – Talk about going off the deep end. Money Mike looked like Yosemite Sam when he took his mugshot. Drugs’ll do that to ya.
Kimora Lee Simmons – Clearly Kimora thought this was an audition for a model shoot. No, baby. It’s a mugshot. Act accordingly.
Lindsay Lohan – We’re going to bet ten bucks that this won’t be the last time Lindsay takes a picture like this. She has enough mugshots to fill a photo album already.
Michael Jackson – (R.I.P.) It’s a damn shame Michael Jackson ever had to take a mugshot. They should have just used his album covers or something. It just isn’t right.
Mel Gibson – Melly Mel gets a drunk person Hall of Fame nomination for calling a cop “sugar tits” when he got arrested. He took this picture looking like he’s still cursing out the Jews while the picture is taken.
Paris Hilton – She must have thought there was a Neiman Marcus in the precinct to get there. She also thought she was cute when she took the picture. Paris tried, but she still ain’t cute.
Ne-Yo – It was only a matter of time before Ne-Yo tried to get into jail after he found out about the shared showers. We’re not making any accusations…just saying. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
