Yeezy has been going hard with the blondes lately. It shouldn’t come as a surprise though. The rapper has been talkin’ that swirl yang for a minute, but we couldn’t help but notice his arm candy has gotten lighter and lighter over the years.
Let’s take a look at the ladies Kanye has been linked with since finding fame.
CHOCOLATE: When Kanye first hit it big his lady was Chicago girl Sumeke Rainey (the cutie on the right). When is the last time you saw him with a brown-skin sister?
MILK CHOCOLATE: Kanye met Brooke Crittendon at the MTV offices where she was working. She was a full-fledged member of the itty bitty t**ty committee, so Kanye threw some D’s on that beetch!
CARAMEL: Fashionista Alexis Phifer helped Kanye raise his runway profile, and he helped bring attention to her line GHITA. After a lengthy engagement they went their separate ways, but Kanye maintains that they still speak all the time.
FRENCH VANILLA: Amber Rose brought Yeezy one step closer to that blonde dyke he rapped about doing anything for. Some folks thought she was white, but we’ve seen her mom and she’s definitely a product of the swirl.
REDBONE: Shay the UK Bombshell was the first young lady rumored to be getting chopped by ‘Ye following his split with Amber. He had to be mesmerized by the jiggle of her Double J’s.
C.R.E.A.M. – Kim Kardashian isn’t the lightest of the white, but we know cash rules everything around her, so we’re calling her cream anyway. Yeezy and Kimmy Cakes have been linked together over and over again over the years, but the buzz got stronger after she moved to NYC.
VANILLA: In early April tabloids linked Yeezy with Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton. She proved she was down, when she and fellow SI model Damaris Lewis did the dougie at a basketball game.
VANILLA: In mid-April Kanye was photographed on a date in Paris with a blonde believed to be wardrobe stylist Jamie Kreindler. Her parents assets are rumored to be on point, but her assets were looking pretty flat.
VANILLA: Shots Of Yeezy sucking face with this blonde on a balcony surfaced recently, leading us to believe Kanye may be gone for good.
ALBANIAN CREAM: Okay so we made that one up. The same day photos of Kanye kissing on his white broad in France were released, tabloid reports that linked Ye with Miss Albania also surfaced.
XXLMag.com created this cool chart that tracks Ye’s whole dating history along with his colorstruck lyrics so you can see what we mean.
