It was either William Smith or William Shakespeare that uttered the words “Summa Summa Summa Time!” We already showed you how awesome it is to see daisy dukes on the sexiest stars in the world. But the summer gets even better. These ladies rock bikinis too!
Yes, please.
Beyonce – Y’know, she gets a lot of flack for not having the fittest tummy, but she looks like she has it tight right here. No photoshopping, either.
Rihanna – She’s always legging it up on the beach. This body suit might be our favorite, though.
Nicole Scherzinger – We’d heard that kitties don’t like the water. But the wet look is a good fit. We condone her facing her fears.
Amber Rose – Amby cakes likes to rock the naked look at the beach. This is close enough and won’t get the site shut down for looking like Playboy or something.
Serena Williams – She should have a permit to park that truck on the beach. Serena is built like a tank…a cake-y tank that you want to rub on.
Halle Berry – Don’t you want to be a boat when you grow up? Halle dresses modestly at the beach nowadays since she has the little one. But that wasn’t always the case.
Rocsi – If she dressed like this every day, we’d enjoy 106 & Park 40 times more. We wouldn’t even need that other guy…what’s his name again?
Angela Simmons – Boy oh boy, we had no clue Angela was working with these kind of cakes. She’s truly blessed. Thank you Rev.
Mariah Carey – She looks fine here, but we can’t wait to see how those two munchkins affected her bikini bod. Superstars bounce back in no time, though.
J. Lo – She may look kind of busted without any makeup but it took us a few minutes to even realize there was a face in this picture.
Coco – Her body defies gravity…and age. Maybe she’s not jumping in the ocean. That might actually be the fountain of youth she’s dipping in.
Kim Kardashian – We’ve never been so excited by watermelon before. Kimmy Cakes in a ‘kini is a winning combo.
Kourtney Kardashian – Don’t sleep on Kourtney. Kimmy is banging, but Kourtney isn’t a pushover herself.
Ciara – Now that she’s got those fresh ta-ta’s on her, the bikini body is even better now. Amar’e was slipping by letting that slide.
Mya – You may not care about her music anymore, but that body will always be welcomed on our beaches. What’s up with Mya’s music anyway?
Star Jones – You know we’re saving the sexiest for last. Cakes for days months years decades until the end of time.
