What happens on Spring Break usually comes up positive at the free clinic…
It’s about that time! Spring Break is a rite of passage as American as drinking keg beer from a red solo cup. The experience is all about how completely off the chain you can get, how many girls you can hook up with, how many beers you can funnel, how many shots you can rip, and how many fawked up stories you come away with.
The easiest way to do that? Abandon all your standards, forget the rules, and let it all hang out! Don’t forget the cheap beer, hang with some hoes and maintain an “is what it is” state of mind. To help you achieve “next level Spring Breaking”, Coed Magazine has ranked the top 10 American Spring Break destinations by pure recklessness.
You don’t have to tune into MTV Spring Break to know that for many college students the annual rite revolves around booze, beaches and babes. So click through and pray your parents never find that video you made last spring break…
10. San Diego – Most of the people who live in the San Diego area head to other destinations for spring break, but that just means the people left partying here are extra trashy.”
9. Lake Havasu City, Ariz– Becky’s with humongous fake implants wearing tassels on a couple dinghies in a lake. Sounds like Ice-T’s version of heaven.
8. Fort Myers, Fla.– Head for Lana Kai, an older, run-down area of the beach that is perfect for hosting the daily ‘booty contests’ that happen during peak seasons. Big booty girls! HUMP WIT IT!
7. Panama City Beach, Fla– Take a trip down to the beach in your pickup and make sure to have lawn chairs and coolers in the back because only poor people walk in Panama City. Stay classy PC.
6. Miami Beach– The Jersey Shore went here. Plus, it’s probably one of two places where you can wear a shiny button-down shirt, rent a Lambo, and wear white pants. So if it’s good enough for Snooki and her various UTI’s it’s good enough for you.
5. Myrtle Beach, S.C. – South Myrtle (the skankier side) is run by three defining places: the beach, Broadway on the Beach, and the strip clubs. What else do you need?
4. Daytona Beach, Fla.– According to the Orlando Sentinel, Daytona Beach has become the ‘undisputed party capital for underage drinkers’. Yay for minors getting wasted!
3. South Padre Island, Texas– How can it get any trashier than South Padre, a beach that essentially exists for the sole purpose of having wild parties?
2. Key West – Well known for its tolerance, ocean breezes and an atmosphere in some parts of town that allows strolling with beer, Key West has been a spring break hot spot for two decades. Not quite Miami but the shenanigans still ensue.
