Sometimes you shouldn’t live out your fantasies…
We know you watch adult movies. And we know you probably fantasize about being in those saucy flicks. But you can’t make it work like celebrities do. These guys saw what they liked on those XXX jawns and went for the goal!
Would you take that plunge?
Charlie Sheen – He chopped down two! Capri Anderson and Ginger Lynn
Dwight Howard – He didn’t chop her down, but he apparently showed his Super Dunker to Mary Carey. No word yet on if he put a cape on it.
Tommy Lee – He absolutely loves adult stars: Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane and Stefani Morgan.
Jesse James – Janine is the name of the star he dated before he met Sandra Bullock. What was Sandra thinking?
Dennis Rodman – He’s always with adult stars…it’s his exclusive love apparently.
Macaulay Culkin – He chopped down Irene Lopez. Pretty impressive considering he looks like a wet poodle.
Marilyn Manson – We know he likes the freaky stuff so it makes sense that he’d bang goth-star Stoya.
Tupac – He allegedly had a tryst with Heather Hunter back in the 90s.
Tiger Woods – Tiger was with adult movie stars all through his marriage including a Becky named Holly Madison. Plus some Black chicks! Ha, just kidding.
Bruce Willis – Apparently he rocked Alisha Klass’ world one night.
Alfonso Ribeiro – This isn’t the girl, but Carlton apparently had a thing with Ashlynn Brooke who’s an adult megastar. Carlton gets it in!
Jack Nicholson – He got his old a$$ on top of Rachel Ryan and got it poppin’.
Tito Ortiz – This MMA fighter and Jenna Jameson are madly in love…isn’t that sweet.
Barry Bonds – He apparently got an adult star pregnant in 94!
