The Worst Celebrity Hairlines Of All Time

The Worst Celebrity Hairlines Of All Time

Hairlines. They’re hard to keep up. As people will tell you, when that hairline starts to go, you might as well forget it and go bald. But some guys (and ladies) hold on for dear life. When that happens, the hair line leans back like Fat Joe. Want some photo examples? Here they are.

Jacked up hairlines in the history books.

Carlos Boozer – Dude’s hairline is so busted that he spraypainted it to get it together.

John Legend – We’re just ordinary people with inordinate hairlines.

Naomi Campbell – That booger sugar will make hair fall out something serious.

Michael Jordan – That hairline held on for dear life! He accepted the baldness.

DMX – Jail will jack up a hairline like no other.

Plies – No wonder he keeps the fitteds on.

Stephen A. Smith – You can see his receding hairline all over First Take.

Flo-Rida – His hairline is frowning!

The Rock – Even The Rock can’t powerlift that hairline back in place.

Ne-Yo – He’s too busy hiding other important secrets to cover up the hairline. *cough*