Ho Sit Down: Amanda “I Prefer Chocolate Men” Bynes Begs President Obama To Lock Up The Cop That Busted Her Boozin’ Becky Booty

- By Bossip Staff

This ain’t ‘All That” Amanda!!!

The “Slizzard swirler’ just can’t seem to get right. After getting busted not once, twice but THREE times in Hollyweird on DUI charges as a serial reckless hit-and-runner, the boozin’ Becky has decided to take the matters to a higher power, the POTUS:

Not only does President Obama have more important issues to worry about than Amanda Bynes’ DUI charge, but firing a local police officer is not necessarily in his powers. While President Obama can certainly call upon local authorities to fire a police officer, history suggests he’s more likely to invite the officer to the White House for a beer than fire him, and let’s be real; alcohol is the LAST thing Amanda needs right now.

Bynes now faces a single count of misdemeanor DUI after she allegedly sideswiped a Los Angeles police cruiser in West Hollywood, Calif., on April 6. Because she allegedly refused both a breathalyzer and a blood test, she could face a harsher sentence of up to six months in jail if convicted. Might be time to leave the driving alone Amanda!


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