It’s better to give than receive. Gift > no gift. It’s the thought that counts. Holy trinity of Holiday clichés that make meaningless gifts acceptable. In most cases, unwanted gifts are “appreciated” but usually a waste of quality wrapping paper. 350+ days to shop and you give everyone framed pic stitches of yourself? Nah, bruh.
Here are ten unwanted gifts to never give loved ones. Take a look.
Self-Help Books –
Berenstain Bearish mothers, daughters and wives don’t want weight loss guides. Your deeply-scorned cousin doesn’t want Steve Harvey books. There’s a time and place for making loved ones feel completely unloved. Christmas isn’t that time.
Nicki Minaj’s Pink Friday perfume –
We doubt grown women want to smell like Forever 21 fitting rooms and pure delusion. If one, somewhere, does she’s 12 and doesn’t know it.
Kmart Gift Card –
Why put your loved one in this position like Target, Best Buy or Wal-Mart don’t exist?
“Martin” Season 5 –
“As Americans, we need to come together and agree “Martin” Season 5 never happened” – Barack Obama.
Roc-A-Wear, South Pole, Karl Kani, Sean John, FUBU, Coogi or Ecko apparel –
Only homeless people (and dirty ’ole cat daddies with gray cornrows) rock “urban gear” in 2012.
Random “Playlist: The Very Best of…” Albums –
VERY BEST of…Ruben Studdard? Yeeeeeeeea, no.
Air Ricky Rozay Reebok Classics –
God didn’t mold you in His image to rock Reebok Classics in 2013.
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Davidoff Cool Water, Joop! or Curve Gift Set –
“COOL WATER FLOW” – no one this year (or any year after 2001)
Wal-Mart’s $5 Bargain Bin Movies –
If you have TBS, TNT and FX, you’ll never need to own any of these movies. What’s in this bin, will always be in this bin. Forever.
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