C’mon Son: Top 10 Worst Rapper Names

Mr. Cheeks –

He’s a classic example of a rapper you wanted to like (and probably should’ve liked), but couldn’t, because his name was Mr. Cheeks.[bossip_ad_a]

Tity Boi –

All his Rap life Tity Boi hadsta fight until he finally changed his name, upgraded his swag and reached his true potential. Truuuu.[bossip_ad_a]

Silkk the Shocker –

There was never anything silky about the No Limit struggle-rapper’s stuttery “Porky Pig”-flow. Shocker? Him having a “greatest hits” album.[bossip_ad_a]

Flo-Rida –

Why would God allow a rapper from Florida named Flo-Rida to be THIS successful? What’s the message?[bossip_ad_a]

Waka Flocka Flame –

He named himself after the sound Fozzie Bear made on “The Muppet Show” a pistol makes when fired because that’s what rappers who scream like someone poured hot grits in their dreads do. [bossip_ad_a]

Kirko Bangz –

“Kirko Bangz”…like the dead rock legend Kurt Cobain, but not really? Because that would definitely be clever. And by clever, we mean corny.[bossip_ad_a]

OJ Da Juiceman Jew-Man –

Why pick a name with 12 letters you can’t even pronounce?[bossip_ad_a]

Lil Bow Wow –

Born Shad Moss, the 6th grader-sized “rapper” dropped the “Lil” from his Chuck E. Cheesy name like that would make him grow. Nope. Never happened.[bossip_ad_a]

Smilez and Southstar –

“Smilez and Southstar are the future of Hip-Hop” – no one, ever.[bossip_ad_a]

Mr. Serv-On –

…because every other rap name was taken in ’97.[bossip_ad_a]