Gimmicks Gone Wrong: Top 10 LAMEST Rap Beefs Ever

- By Bossip Staff

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Rap beefs are the ultimate go-to gimmick used by desperate artists to generate buzz for upcoming projects. In most cases, they’re carefully-crafted publicity stunts force-fed to blogs in today’s Twitter beef-obsessed industry.

Here are the ten lamest Rap beefs ever. Take a look.

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Drake vs. Chris Brown

Glittery knife fight from the Michael Jackson “Beat It” video in pointless “Rap beef” form.

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JoJo Simmons vs. Juelz Santana

The most talentless Simmons dissed an irrelevant rapper famous for wearing bedazzled bandanas and somehow got caught up. We’re sure God hates JoJo.

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Eminem vs. Mariah Carey

Em dreamed of drinking (and gargling) Mariah’s bath water with a silly straw for years before she married the luckiest cornball alive: Nick Cannon. Of course he snapped.

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MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z

King Hammer dropped a Hovvie Hov diss track (“Run Better Run”) followed by a (hilarious) video where he chases Hov through a forest in slow motion before baptizing the “demonic” MC.

Hov’s response: “When he reads all of the nice things I said about [Hammer], he’s actually going to be embarrassed.”

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J. Cole vs. Diggy Simmons

Imagine J. Cole and Diggy slap-boxing in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot. That’s what this “beef” felt like.

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Waffle-toned Drake vs. cream of wheat-colored Common

100% pure gourmet beef marinated in El DeBarge tears. Top 5 low point in light-skinned rapper history.

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    Lupe Fiasco vs. Chief Keef

    Chicago’s filthiest Garbage Pail Kid threatens to slap everyone’s favorite smart-dumb rapper. Smart-dumb rapper responds with positivity. Filthy Garbage Pail Kid claims his Twitter was hacked. Pointless.

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    Nelly vs. KRS-One

    Perfect example of why the ’ole dusty mandal with church socks-wearing MC never wins against the hot new Rap phenomenon.

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    Lil Wayne vs. Pusha T

    Weezy was so sizzurp-wasted that he forgot to actually DISS Pusha-T on his “Pusha-T diss track.” And then Pusha responded. At that point, no one cared.

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    Azealia Banks vs. Androgynou$ Rocky

    No one really knows why Azealia is a “thing” (or how to spell her name) and A$AP dresses like Forever 21 mannequins. Nothing about this makes sense.

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