Women Who Think They Can Twerk But Can’t
Everyone wants to twerk these days. There are a lot of women out there who have started trying it. And while it’s nice to see them toot it up, we don’t know what the hell they’re trying to do. These women think they know what they’re doing, but they don’t have the moves or rhythm to pull it off. [bossip_ad_a]
Britney Spears – She thinks she can do it, but she’s more belly dancer than twerker. [bossip_ad_a]
Madonna – Her old a$$ can’t move like that. [bossip_ad_a]
Rihanna – She can dance like a stripper…but when she tries to twerk? No thank you. [bossip_ad_a]
Janet Jackson – She’s a great lap dancer, but she can’t twerk like the pros. [bossip_ad_a]
Gabrielle Union – She had that Funny Or Die video where she was dancing in those purple undies…we know what she’s working with. And it’s not twerk-able. [bossip_ad_a]
Miley Cyrus – Somewhere in America…Miley Cyrus is still twerking. Badly. [bossip_ad_a]
Jennifer Lopez – Humongous donks don’t get you a twerk team free pass. [bossip_ad_a]
Shakira – Close. But no cigar. Those weird gyrations just freak us out. [bossip_ad_a]
Taylor Swift – HEll nawl. [bossip_ad_a]
