What’s worse than a side piece? Someone who doesn’t realize he or she is a side piece. This person goes around thinking love is in the air but all your dirty dog wants is your legs in the air. True story. We see it with our friends and celebrities alike. They just don’t know when they’re on the side. SMH. Help the children.
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They turn their phone off around you – Of course, because you don’t want to hear “will you be my wifey” blasting from his sidekick when the real boo calls. [bossip_ad_a]
They Never Answer Their Phones – The reverse applies…don’t want you calling around the boo and the kids. [bossip_ad_a]
No Dates – Digiorno and Netflix are part of the side piece starter kit. [bossip_ad_a]
You Haven’t Met The Homies – Self-explanatory. You don’t come around then yeah…no dice. [bossip_ad_a]
You Don’t Come Around The Crib – You don’t want to see the pics of the family around, do you? So the rendezvous happens at your place all the time. [bossip_ad_a]
They’re Not On Facebook – Harder to get caught up if you’re not on Facebook. [bossip_ad_a]
Pictures Get Untagged – You try to tag your boo but those tweets and messages get deleted? Yup. [bossip_ad_a]
You Get Shade And You Don’t Know Why – When other women start mumbling about you and you have no clue where it came from, it may be because you’re breaking up a home and UOENO it. [bossip_ad_a]
Lots Of Out Of Town Trips – Surefire way to not get caught? You’re always traveling. Always. [bossip_ad_a]
Common Phrases – “Let’s keep this between us…” “I’m a private person…” beware![bossip_ad_a]
