What in the entire hell?

Woman Caught Stealing Weave And Scratching Butt

Via Sun Sentinel:

Cops must smell a rat.

A woman Sanford cops labeled the ‘Scratch and Sniff’ bandita allegedly snatched some packages of artificial hair from a store, said Sanford police, reports WFTV ABC News-9 in Orlando.

She’s called the “Scratch and Sniff ” bandit because surveillance video showed her doing a “big old scratch down the lower regions of her body area and takes a big old whiff with her nose,” explained the spokesperson for the Sanford Police Department.

Stay classy Florida!

Sun Sentinel

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