A man broke into an Adultmart and instead of taking money, he went straight for a sex toy.
The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded it for a smaller, less expensive model and then drove off — all of which was captured quite clearly on security video.
“Desperate people do desperate things,” said Tracy Holmes, the store’s manager. “At 6 o’clock in the morning when I got here, we had no doors at all.”
However, AdultMart’s security system with multiple cameras captured the thief’s almost every move.
What an idiot. Not only did he not put the car in park, but he left with no money and a toy that costs less than the amount of gas it probably took to get him from his house to the store he was robbing. What did he gain besides a toy to get him off?
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