A Robber Robs a Sex Shop For a New Toy but Takes No Money
Posted by Bossip Staff
A man broke into an Adultmart and instead of taking money, he went straight for a sex toy.
The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded it for a smaller, less expensive model and then drove off — all of which was captured quite clearly on security video.
“Desperate people do desperate things,” said Tracy Holmes, the store’s manager. “At 6 o’clock in the morning when I got here, we had no doors at all.”
However, AdultMart’s security system with multiple cameras captured the thief’s almost every move.
What an idiot. Not only did he not put the car in park, but he left with no money and a toy that costs less than the amount of gas it probably took to get him from his house to the store he was robbing. What did he gain besides a toy to get him off?
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LMAO!!!! HOPEFULLY IT WAS THE RABBIT PEARL!!!!
Yes, Ye needs them!
Thats the punk Sissy Night Fights in the video!!!
@SAN DIEGO’S FINEST
STFU
LMAO! wooow
WOW! Skilled criminal, the car was waiting for him and everything!
Talk about a stupid criminal!
well, when you need it, you need it LOL
Oooooooooh Freakyyyyyyyy
me likey
@san diego’s finest….You stole Ms. Panamas HORRIBLE picture…
When ya gotta nut ya gotta nut
Crank That
WOW! Skilled criminal, the car was waiting for him and everything!
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ROFLMAO!
I was thinkin’ the same thing. Y’all just don’t know; he didn’t put it in park on “purpose”.
Guess somebody doesn’t have a girlfriend to help him out so he did a smash & grab to fix the problem, lol.
[...] However, AdultMart’s security system with multiple cameras captured the thief’s almost every move. Source [...]
LOL, this is funny.
WTF .. wat an idiot!
clearly this man needs 2 be studied
Damn this person should have grabbed the other model.
I’m just saying
Do you know how long I have been saving up for that toy. The Jenna Jamerison six speed coochieflex with pulsating Valva and squrting *****. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PROOF OF PURCHASES I SAVED UP. Then the recession hit, and I lost my job and all my money to Barnard Madoff. My life is over. Just give me this one pleasure. Get off my back.
OH P.S.. I just hope my mom get over what I did to her car. They are only small dents.
I bet his mom beat his ***** when she found out. I’m certain he still lives with his mama sleeping on the top bunkbed.
you know he gets no bunz
Was that real…if so than people really need some help nowadays!!!
What sex toy cost 300 dollars can somebody tell me damn,and it most be tha baddest toy on the planet to make u wanna wreck your car and trash a store
***THIS IS A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO HIM COMMITTING RAPE!!!