A Robber Robs a Sex Shop For a New Toy but Takes No Money

Posted on September 7th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

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A man broke into an Adultmart and instead of taking money, he went straight for a sex toy.

The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded it for a smaller, less expensive model and then drove off — all of which was captured quite clearly on security video.

“Desperate people do desperate things,” said Tracy Holmes, the store’s manager. “At 6 o’clock in the morning when I got here, we had no doors at all.”

However, AdultMart’s security system with multiple cameras captured the thief’s almost every move.

What an idiot. Not only did he not put the car in park, but he left with no money and a toy that costs less than the amount of gas it probably took to get him from his house to the store he was robbing. What did he gain besides a toy to get him off?

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  • Hannibal

  • SAN DIEGO’S FINEST…

    LMAO!!!! HOPEFULLY IT WAS THE RABBIT PEARL!!!! :)

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    Yes, Ye needs them!

  • Hannibal

    @SAN DIEGO’S FINEST

    STFU

  • SoSo

    LMAO! wooow

  • Crank That

    WOW! Skilled criminal, the car was waiting for him and everything!

  • Angee

    Talk about a stupid criminal!

  • dayg715

    well, when you need it, you need it LOL

  • Nikita

    Oooooooooh Freakyyyyyyyy

    me likey

  • olsweetdickwillie (WHO GONNA CHECK ME BOO?)

    @san diego’s finest….You stole Ms. Panamas HORRIBLE picture…

  • Samuel Jackson Beer

    When ya gotta nut ya gotta nut

  • Vonne Loca

    Crank That

    WOW! Skilled criminal, the car was waiting for him and everything!
    ______________

    ROFLMAO!
    I was thinkin’ the same thing. Y’all just don’t know; he didn’t put it in park on “purpose”.

    Guess somebody doesn’t have a girlfriend to help him out so he did a smash & grab to fix the problem, lol.

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  • Dominique Devereaux

    LOL, this is funny.

  • Hello

    WTF .. wat an idiot!

  • annmarie

    clearly this man needs 2 be studied

  • Dirty Booger

    Damn this person should have grabbed the other model.
    I’m just saying

  • The ROBBER

    Do you know how long I have been saving up for that toy. The Jenna Jamerison six speed coochieflex with pulsating Valva and squrting clit. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PROOF OF PURCHASES I SAVED UP. Then the recession hit, and I lost my job and all my money to Barnard Madoff. My life is over. Just give me this one pleasure. Get off my back.

    OH P.S.. I just hope my mom get over what I did to her car. They are only small dents.

  • .MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..

    you know he gets no bunz

  • Mock Rock Star

    Was that real…if so than people really need some help nowadays!!!

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