Update: Charles Barkley Was Racing to Get Socks Blown Off

Posted on January 1st, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: DUI, Isn't He Married???, News, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Charles Barkley was apparently speeding to get some brains from a pretty young thang he had riding shot gun when he was pulled over for DUI the other day…

According to the officer who wrote the report,”He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.” The report says when Barkley was taken to the station,he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Sounds like your boy, Chucky B was on one right there. Little incidents like this and his rumored gambling problem sort of  X’s out any chances of this cat running for any office. Isn’t he married??? SMH.

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  • Hannibal

  • Hannibal

    THIS IS BARACK’S FAULT

  • http://annoymous@yahoo.com anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

    This is BUsh’s fault… the whole world is effed up because of stupid azz Bush!

  • MR ORLANDO

    IT IS A SHAME TO SEE WHAT MONEY WILL DO TO A BLACK MAN. ITS SEEMS WHENEVER A BLACK MAN ACHIEVES SOMETHING, THE WORST COMES OUT.

    I PRAY IN 2009, WE AS A PEOPLE LEARM TO MANAGE OUR MONEY AND NOT LET MONEY MANAGE US!

  • Hannibal

    IF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HILARY, THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED…

  • Creole Baby isa Cash Money Stunna on his 14th Summa

    huh?

  • GoodKarma4me

    What does Obama have to do with Barkeley…..and further what does Barkely’s misery got to do with me or other black person. He is his own person.
    I hate when ignorant people classify all black as the same.
    Here’s a Mr. Orlando for the new year….invest in your education.

  • GoodKarma4me

    a tip^

  • adiamondcenter

    Nasty old ass………..

  • gymo

    @Hanibal
    How much of a loser are you when you can’t get over a past election.
    Hillary is right where she belongs, working for the best future President

  • Hannibal

    @GAYMO

    HILARY ISNT WHERE SHE BELONGS, SHE SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT

  • gymo

    I can just picture your ass every night before going to bed, you kneeling down praying – LORD PLEASE WHEN NOVEEMBER 4TH COME LET HILLARY WIN THE PRESIDENCY.

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    Chucky B why you sweating mayne

  • Hannibal

    LMAO, YUP THAT’S ME…

  • gymo

    White America and Black America finally agreed.
    They needed the smartest person in the room and out of 16 contenders they decided that a young skinny Black guy was the smartest person.
    They looked past all the idiot who were trying to say Obama is a moslem, Obama is Osama and all the other nasy things and voted against stupidity.

  • Hannibal

    WHY DOESNT AMERICA REALIZE, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, HE WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.

  • gymo

    Doesn’t that make you feel like you’re the only sane person left in America, makes you want to blow your brains out doesn’t it?

  • Hannibal

    @GYMO

    WHY DO U HATE ME SO MUCH

  • A-rab Baby

    are you a-rab?

  • gymo

    I don’t hate you, but I hate the lies that have been told against Obama, there was no reason for it than spite, trying to destroy one person because you support another isn’t right.

  • Hannibal

    @GYMO

    IM GLAD TO SEE U DONT HATE ME, BUT IM NOT LYING, IM TELLING THE TRUTH, BARACK OBAMA IS OSAMA BIN LADEN. DONT U THINK IT IS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS THAT WHEN OSAMA BIN LADEN DISAPPEARED, BARACK ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? OSAMA, OBAMA, DOESNT THAT SOUND A LITTLE STRANGE?

  • WorldGoneWild

    Getting back to the Charles Barkley story, yes he’s married to a woman by the name of Maureen and has a couple of kids with this woman. I don’t care what anyone says, Charles and his wife have an understand or agreement that he can do these “thing” on the road but she probably asked him not to embarrass her. Charles is old and nasty.

  • gymo

    @Hannibal
    Telling lies about another American, like trying to associate him with terrorists should be punishable by prison or deportation from America.

  • Hannibal

    @GYMO

    IM NOT TELLING LIES, BARACK OBAMA IS OSAMA BIN LADEN. ITS AMAZING WHAT A HAIRCUT AND SHAVING CAN DO.

  • Styles

    I can answer that for you hannibal..cause u sound like an idiot…the election is over and we have our First Black President which is a huge accomplishment and it shows we are moving forward as a Nation..b easy pimp

  • Hannibal

    @STYLES

    OBAMA ISNT EVEN BLACK…

  • gymo

    @Hannibal
    You are an idiot but don’t worry Obama will soon draft you and send you to Afghanistan to be target practice for the real Osama, while there you can play the Obama-Osama game while dodging bullets.

  • Hannibal

    LMFAO!

  • gymo

    @Styles
    Don’t spoil my game by telling Hannibal that the election is over hannibal still thinks the election is next month. January 20th

  • Hannibal

    LMFAO!!! GYMO, YOU ARE TOO FUNNY

  • Dina

    Bossip can you just go ahead and block the troll? It’s taking up way too much space.

    As far as Charles Barkley is concerned, he’s always been a bit of a low-life. He got some money and all the sudden thought he was politician material (well, I guess he is – we are finding out every day what kind of low-lifes they are) and it amazes me how alcohol brings the real person out.

  • Hannibal

    @DINA

    WHO IS THE TROLL?

  • therealest

    He looks down right “NASTY”

  • gymo

    @Hannibal
    I am going to move on from this, I have to prepare for Hillary Clinton’s Inauguration in few day.
    Good luck with the fantasy world.

  • Hannibal

    ROFLMAO! HAVE A GOOD DAY.

  • memchee

    damn shame…..he’s too old to be carrying on like that.

  • 2DamTrill

    Get hillaries dik outta ya mouth Hannibal.. stop smokin’ that sherm, and that wet… Pookie ass nigga….

  • 2DamTrill

    This post is funny, but on tha real, so what… It was VERY stupid of him to admit that shit, just shows how fuk’d up he was… I’m sure his wife dont care at all.. she somewhere gettin a facial right now with a huge rock on her finger… So don’t even mention his wife, you all don’t know what their life is like.. this kat Charles is Rich as fuk, he does what he wants. PERIOD.

  • 2DamTrill

    oh Charles, get a fukin room, you lame… fuk around and end up like some other PARALYZED well know singers who was gettin that “Fire Head” while drivin…

    You just can’t get no “Fire Head ” while drivin’.. that shit is dangerous… fuk around and your leg get that twitch and you hit the gas too hard and wam!.. Thats all she wrote….

  • Oshie

    That musta been some good brains. Looks like he just rode a giant wave of ecstacy right into a ditch.

  • big boss

    Bark is no different from a thug dealin crack down the street.

  • Razzell Dazzell

    Charlie, if she was really “down” for you, she would have been handling her business before getting to the final destination…I’m just saying, ain’t nothing wrong when it’s your man or woman…or was it?

  • SASHA FLOP

    @hannibal

    wah, wah, wah, shoulda, coulda, woulda…

    how do we know YOU’RE not osama bin laden?

  • http://whcr.wordpress.com/2009/01/01/wall-of-shame-charles-barkley-arrested-for-dui/ Wall Of Shame: Charles Barkley arrested for DUI « WHCR 90.3 FM BLOG

    [...] told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You [...]

  • dayg715

    well damn, why didn’t he just park the car and get his brains?

  • b’more

    i’m pretty sure charles’ brains-giver was some white girl.

  • De

    Charles Barkley wants to run for governor of Alabama? Forget it, loser.
    Speaking of losers, Hannibal is a chick with a d*&%.

  • Azeron

    What a damn shame. I don’t believe all those years he was in the NBA and he told that cop it was the best he ever had in his life? Chuck was just tryibg to psych that dude up. For real though, he needs to go into rehab. Everytime he opens his mouth some garbage is coming out. Now this?! He needs a handler to keep him out of trouble and quiet. He will probably lose his TNT gig over this incident.

  • MB

    SMH. Charles Barkley is a goddamn fool!

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    “Sir” Charles has been an asshole as far as I can remember, so this comes as no surprise. He has thrown folks out of windows, spit on fans, always cussed out reporters, beat his wife, and on and on. Governor of Alabama???? YEAH RIGHT!

  • Me Nigga

    LOL@RACING TO GET HIS SOCKS BLOWN OFF….ROFLMBAO

  • ARTOFWAR

    @ MR ORLANDO….You said:
    “IT IS A SHAME TO SEE WHAT MONEY WILL DO TO A BLACK MAN. ITS SEEMS WHENEVER A BLACK MAN ACHIEVES SOMETHING, THE WORST COMES OUT.”
    —————————————-
    And I say to you MR ORLANDO. Either you do not watch, or read the news other that this pseudo journalism that is call BOSSIP.
    Because MR ORLANDO you would know that there is not a day that doesn’t go by were a successful white man isn’t being indicted for
    My advice to you MR ORLANDO is to become informed read a reputable news paper or a or if you have cable turn
    on CNN and find out what is is really going on.
    Power corrupts, and absolute power, absolutely corrupts. Regardless of ethnicity, or gender.
    But I guess you yourself would probably not have that problem.
    MR ORLANDO join the real world, for it has been happening upon terms most people would not
    have the slightest comprehension. For tens of thousands of years now. It is not a black thing, it is not a white thing.
    What it is MR ORLANDO it is a power thing. Now that you see more and more black men, and women starting to achieve those
    positions of power that were traditionally held by white men it is only a natural progression that you are going to see
    black men and women going down for white collar crimes. It by no means, mean that black people of power are more corrupt
    than their white counterparts it just means that more and more blacks are becoming a force of power.
    MR ORLANDO you have some studying to do. Regardless of color race or gender given the right position given the right
    situation and opportunity, we can all susceptible to corruption via professional or social. White is no better than black,
    nor is black better than white. This is America, and to a level we are all apart of a conspiracy of corruption…. ARTOFWAR.

  • 2DamTrill

    @ ARTOFWAR

    I CO-SIGN THAT 1000%… THATS SOME REALNESS RIGHT THERE.

    I THINK ALLOT OF YOU NEED TO READ THIS^^^

  • leave-it-be

    ??????? why yall WASTING YOUR TIME RESPONDING TOO STUPID HANNIBAL LECTER AND THE OTHER IDIOT THAT THINKS ONLY SUCCESSFUL BLACK PEOPLE ONLY GET PULLED OVER AND JAILED FOR DWI’S….. LETS NOT NAME AMY WINEHOUSE, BRITTANY SPEARS, PARIS HILTON, VP DICK CHENEY WHO SHOT A FRIEND WHILE HUNTING,i BELIEVE HE HAD TO HAVE BEEN DRUNK TO DO THAT… HAD TO HAVE BEEN DRUNK….A MAN THAT WOULD HAVE RUN THE COUNTRY IF ANYTHING HAD HAPPENED TO BUSH????? AND YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD HUH HANNIBAL LECTER???? OBAMA THE SMARTEST MAN won!!!! SO GET OVER IT…. IN TWO WEEKS YOU WILL HAVE TO REMEMBER OBAMA IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE ELECTION IS OVER, DONE AND I’M OUT!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • leave-it-be

    OBAMA LOOK GOOOD IN THAT PICTURE ABOVE….. EVERY PRESIDENT IN THE LAST TEN YEARS OR SO ADMITTED TO SMOKING POT::::: BILL CLINTON/ BUSH DID IT ETC. ETC. IT WAS THE SIGN OF THE TIMES…. IT AINT WHERE THEY BEEN IT’S WHERE THEY ARE GOING……

  • 2DamTrill

    WSUP LEAVE-IT-BE, actually it’s a cig. I know at a small size, + the way he is holding it… Looks like a phatty… LOL
    In a bigger pic you can clearly see tha cig butt… but you know…..

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    It’s ok. Chucky B still sitting on a million dollars.

  • Keisha

    Charles is an idiot. He can never keep his big mouth closed. He should of said the woman was a friend who needed a ride like Eddie Murphy did when he picked up that tranny while married.

    If charlie keeps up the bad behavior TNT is gonna fire him.

  • Keisha

    Haniibal can eat a DIC* He is a dumb ass.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    TRANNIBAL it’s 2009 GOOOOOO AAAAWWWWAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Manhattan

    LMAO Good for his Black Ugly Ass!!!

    Look at this greasy bad skin sucka, This is the same nigga who told the press something very negative about all black women isn’t he?

    I have no use for this freakish probably bi-sexual chapped lip looking moron- OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

  • Manhattan

    ARTOFWAR Wrote:

    “And I say to you MR ORLANDO. Either you do not watch, or read the news other that this pseudo journalism that is call BOSSIP.
    Because MR ORLANDO you would know that there is not a day that doesn’t go by were a successful white man isn’t being indicted”
    ———————————————-

    Umm Art of War, what rock did YOU just crawl up from under? If no one has told you {your parents, a good high school teacher perhaps} Please allow me to hip you to the reality of this world sir…

    BLACK FOLKS CAN NOT DO AS WHITE FOLKS DO!!!!

    A white man can be a gin soaked bum all day Tuesday come Wednesday get a shave cut his hair don a suit & tie & go into any agency in any town & become an executive like nothing. Let YOUR black ass think you can do the same & see what happens!

    Stop better stop worrying about what white folks can do & wise up! Just cuz Obama is President don’t me ish in the grand scheme of things if your ass is black you better have a good jump shot, a good education or a good defense team!!!

  • Manhattan

    Ugh this scum bags {Barkley’s} face is so greasy yet brillo pad like at the same time…how it that shit even possible??!!!. His eyes look disturbing!! He look like his breath smells. I could NOT imagine what condition his genitalia is in at his age…the poor tranny who was about to succumb his/herself to fellatio on it YUCK!!!

  • deesac

    Well Charles is not the first one to do something stupid we all have done something and a second later say that was stupid. But he should be mature enough to recongize simple minded thoughts. He has money why didn’t he just order some head from the hotel room they got contacts, not smart at all.

  • The Bear – Black is the new White!!!

    Well he did say it was the best BJ he’s ever had in his entire life….. Now I’m imagining that Sir Charles, being an ex-NBA Superstar, has had quite a number of BJ’s in his lifetime so if this chick was the best ever then… well; I’ll just say I can see why he was speeding.

  • The Bear – Black is the new White!!!

    Seriously Charles??? The best ever??? even better than Superhead????

    Now I have seen Superhead suck a dick and I gotta admit she is a 10th degree blackbelt dick sucker. Superhead is to sucking dick what Jordan is to bball… What Tiger is to golf even. REAL TALK!!! If they called her Super-duperhead they wouldn’t even be lying. (and if you’ve never seen her work then don’t even bother to refute this)

    But Charles says that this chick he found on the corner is better… *scratching my head in amazement*

  • Black Barbie

    His first statement was better. “I regret that I put myself in this situation…blah, blah, blah…” He should have quit while he was ahead. The second statement was pure garbage. SMH

  • ARTOFWAR

    @ Manhattan…. This is ARTOFWAR. The question that should be acked, is not what rock I grew from under.
    But what bolder. you grew up from under?
    A black man on of means, can do anything and more, than a white man,can of equal means.
    This is no longer a black, and white world. But a green, and white world.
    Apparently you have neither of the two, green or white.
    I am a black man, and have been a millionaire since the times that I was 20 years of age. But because I had the green, and
    white, I could hire the best Jewish attorneys in the state of Michigan.
    I have Never have done a day in jail f0r things that I should still be in prison for, 20 years to day.
    Now you tell me (MR. MANHATTEN) was that due to my skin color, or was that due to the fact of the color I had, and still have, more of in my wallet……(NOW whom is really living under a rock punk?
    I was making millions, WHEN you were still swimming around in you daddy’s nuts. Hear the silence? well that is GOD
    telling you, you have bitten off more than you can possibly chew….. ARTOFWAR.

  • Alaskan Baby

    my oh my

  • Joe Budden

    how come all these white people love to come on black web sites made up by white people.. its interesting..

  • Dina

    art, goodness, some things should be kept to yourself and not bragged about. consider yourself lucky…

  • http://blackheartexpressions.com/blog1/2009/01/02/2009-jay-z-beyonce-in-st-bartscharles-barkley-stopped-for-dui/ STRAIGHT FTV.COM » 2009: Jay-z & Beyonce in St Barts/Charles Barkley pulled over for DWI

    [...] told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You [...]

  • ARTOFWAR

    @Joe Budden…. You said:
    how come all these white people love to come on black web sites made up by white people.. its interesting..
    ———————————————
    Apparently you!!!!
    you do not now who is the true owner of BOSSIP.
    Unless you are trying to imply that blacks, can not run successful
    enterprises.
    I happen to know the true owner of BOSSIP and he is far from white.

    Black people can run successful, and profitable enterprises with the best of them.
    I am a black man. with many successful companies, with many white men, and women that not only take orders from me
    but I sign their checks. I am their DADDY
    Oh, and by the way JOE BUDDEN, did you happen to hear that you next Chief and Commander will be a black man.
    Not everything is run by white men, you IDIOT. (nuff said)……. ARTOFWAR.

  • Marshabio

    Is there a reason why he looks like a piece od microwaved sh*t?

  • Marshabio

    *of*

  • Exxon300

    That nigga, Hannibal done come out of closet again on Obama.

  • Detroit All Day!

    He/His situation is an absolute MESS!

  • Knottmy Hair

    can’t run 4 mayor now budy!

  • Roe ski Love

    Charles Barkley is a dickhead, always has been always will be a dickhead! As far as his aspirations to become Gov. of Alabama, its pityful in itself, for someone like him (all around dickhead) to think that he is qualified to become Gov.

  • DADDYO

    @ Hannibal…

    give it up and take your corny humor with you. Only your mother thinks your funny.

  • Casey Luvet

    Joe Budden likes it in the bootyhole. Sweet ass nigga.

  • Sydney

    OK, I just read this. . .

    There are just too many issues here.

    I’ll start with a link to The Smoking Gun’s post of the actual police report:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html

  • Sydney

    That mug shot is scary. . .

    This is a 45-year-old “man” who reportedly has gubernatorial aspirations and was interviewed repeatedly by CNN prior to the election for his perspective on Obama.

    I don’t know what else to say. . .

    Mr. Barkley, you’re more than old enough to know better. SMH.

  • Tequila Is The New Kool Aid

    If it is true that Mr. Barkely’s wife and him have an “open” marriage, then I cannot judge. The fact that he didn’t just arrange to go to the nearest motel and finish smoking whatever he was on, was dumb on his part.

    Don’t know about his political aspirations but I’m pretty sure this chances have gotten slimmer.

    Oh thank jeebus that none of that taint was attached to are future president.

  • http://www.myspace.com/magnifico1 Yahh Trick YaaHH!!!

    i wanna see what she looks like. if shes that good at givin head then i might hire her to make us money lol. we split it 50/50

  • Manhattan

    @Art of War- One thing I hate is a dumb ass who think he’s smart!

    I will repeat {now read good boy}

    Stop worrying about what white folks are doing & wise up! Just cuz Obama is President don’t me ish in the grand scheme of things if your ass is black you better have a good jump shot, a good education or {in YOUR case Art of War} a GOOD DEFENSE TEAM!!!

  • Manhattan

    @Art of War
    I’m 2 steps ahead of the average nigga, so that makes me 2 steps AHEAD OF YOUR SIMPLE ASS!

  • Manhattan

    @Art of War-
    BTW stop lying about your income …anybody with as much time logged onto Bossip as you have can’t possibly earn more than minimum wage.

    Yes I’d like to biggie size my combo Art of War!!!

  • KR
  • Hollywoodz

    bomb head will have you doing some crazy shit.

  • http://www.hipsterwave.com j.p.

    Wow. Gettin’ brains son. Gettin’ brains.

    http://www.hipsterwave.com

  • http://theurbantwist.com/online/2009/01/11/barkley-to-leave-tnt-for-a-while/ The Urban Twist » Blog Archive » Barkley to Leave TNT For A While!

    [...] Everyone’s favorite Sports Commentator, Charles Barkley has decided to step away from his broadcasting duties for a while ever since the incident of him getting caught drunk while driving on his way to get him some brains. [...]

  • CIA

    I don’t believe he said this

  • AFriend

    Charles Barkley absolutely doed NOT have an open marriage. I know both of them very well and let me say that if Maureen put herself in a situation like this, Charles would be crushed. She’s a good girl. And 2DamTwill, it’s messed up for you to insinuate that she is not upset because of the size of her engagement ring.

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