Jared Fogle Diagnosed With Made-Up “Disease”
On Thursday, Jared Fogle was sentenced for molesting children and being one of the worst humans ever. However, his doctors and lawyers tried to argue that he only suffered from “mild pedophilia.”
Um. One question: What in the greasy hell is “mild pedophilia”…? You can’t mildly want to have sex with kids, fam. We’re confused and you want to know who’s just as confused? Everyone else. Take a look at these tweets asking the important questions.
