Funniest Blinking White Guy Memes

homeless person: could you spare some change?

me: sorry i can't

homeless person: broke ass

me: pic.twitter.com/b44Qjh2agm

— maha (@wallahi) February 18, 2017

Jesus when he found out he had to prepare a fish fry for 5000 people with just two piece of tilapia

pic.twitter.com/jtfFwpGQL8

— ….. (@ktgonkt) February 18, 2017

*playing uno w/ black people*

Black Player: "skip you, reverse, draw two, draw four, the color is blue, draw four again, uno, uno out"

Me: pic.twitter.com/jygfwJRqEI

— Visit DJBlakBoy..com (@DJBlakBoy) February 20, 2017

Mary: I'm pregnant
Joseph: pic.twitter.com/9VmodbSUUR

— Greatest Gifs (@GGifsOAT) March 2, 2017

Future: my kid has to understand, daddy is a superstar.

Ciara: …in the NFL.

Future: pic.twitter.com/67XJQcWZ5Y

— jamal (@inf) February 23, 2017

Me: *gets comfy with a FAT plate of food and turns on netflix*

Netflix: pic.twitter.com/JJFiWtfF9O

— DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (@suckmeonsoft) February 22, 2017

Me: "Tell me you don't love me anymore and I'll leave you alone."

Her: "I don't love you anymore."

Me: pic.twitter.com/auIImMbSDr

— #TheKoolaid (@MUHFUGGINJKELLS) February 22, 2017

me: *buys stuff*
bank account: *deducts the money I spent*
me: pic.twitter.com/06MHbJonjv

— beto (@AlbertoSauce) February 15, 2017

Dude: I know for sure I'm the father
Maury: you are not the father
Dude: pic.twitter.com/GLtz5Qqrri

— White Guy Blinking (@GuyBlinks) February 22, 2017

Me: I just have to stop and buy one thing
Cashier: your total is $397.56
Me: pic.twitter.com/HlFvEJWxAd

— White Guy Blinking (@GuyBlinks) February 21, 2017

*works out for the first time ever*

Me: didn't lose 10 pounds

Me: pic.twitter.com/wTe0DwbHpc

— White Guy Blinking (@GuyBlinks) February 21, 2017

Parents: I want some grandbabies

Me: You got some grandbaby money?

Parents: pic.twitter.com/VarKpkqAHO

— Salt (@DopeDreamsDonny) February 19, 2017

Trump: Mexico will pay for the wall
President of Mexico: pic.twitter.com/SbAlZQ9OF2

— White Guy Blinking (@GuyBlinks) February 23, 2017

me: Lord, if it's not your will, tell me no.
Lord: no
me: pic.twitter.com/s6ZYyTCNyV

— Sarah (@sannharvey) February 19, 2017

When you forget you have a bill on auto pay & you get an email saying "Thank you for your payment!" pic.twitter.com/t3wh9aStAf

— αиgєlfαcєє 🌺 (@x_lionheartedd) March 3, 2017

Mom: can I Borrow $150 until Friday?
Me: yeah, that's cool.
My Mom on Friday: I gave you life. You owe me that $150 pic.twitter.com/YECLBLxGai

— IG/SC: ParisHeelton (@ImTheBombDotCom) February 22, 2017

trump voters: build a wall. ban immigrants. they're useless and lazy!

immigrants: how can we be lazy AND stealing your jobs?

trump voters: pic.twitter.com/MPHsEXRx8W

— Nerdy Asians (@NerdyAsians) February 19, 2017

"I'm going to get my life together starting today!"
Life: pic.twitter.com/xzK6uLPytF

— White Guy Blinking (@GuyBlinks) February 24, 2017