XFL Byke: Vince McMahon Announced The Return Of His Tiki Torch Touchdown League And Got Dragged

TIKI Torch https://t.co/jMkVDUeVNp

— jaVe. (@javeauriel) January 25, 2018

Seasoned food is an automatic ejection https://t.co/FxETFbVXV7

— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) January 25, 2018

I will be taking a knee during the Limp Bizkit song played before every XFL game.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 25, 2018

The XFL is going to play the National Anthem twice just in case you didn't hear it the first time

— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) January 25, 2018

Loved the original XFL. In part because it allowed players more freedom of expression. This version starts off limiting freedom of expression. It feels like an extremist right wing version of the original.

— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) January 25, 2018

XFL 2020 teams

EASTERN CONFERENCE
Orlando Rage
New York-New Jersey Deportations
Birmingham Confederate Statues
Chicago What About Black-on-Black Crime

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Las Vegas Anthem Respecters
Memphis KKK Chapter
San Francisco No Gay Cakes
Los Angeles ICE Sweeps

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) January 25, 2018

XFL gonna be all coaches sons from North Dakota and Idaho. Team gonna look like The Longest Yard before they got Michael Irvin and Nelly.

— Ahmal Unjomo Jamael (@De_La_Suede) January 25, 2018

This is how you gonna get waived in the XFL pic.twitter.com/6nnGUvD2cu

— Ahmed/Drakeo & 03 Greedo are the greatest (@big_business_) January 25, 2018

NFL: come play for us if you want brain damage

XFL: come play for us if you already have brain damage

— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) January 25, 2018

When you get a DUI or kneel while being signed to the XFL pic.twitter.com/H0Hi9dUASQ

— Black Marlins Man (lol) (@ampaveli) January 25, 2018

Police officers will be allowed to run onto the field and beat up any XFL player if the officer feels in fear of their life

— Zito (@_Zeets) January 25, 2018

Concessions at the XFL game be like… pic.twitter.com/TeI3o4ZzOA

— Alan (@idontwan2know) January 25, 2018

aye @vincemcmahon, just play “real american” for two minutes and thirty seven seconds as opposed to the anthem. #XFL pic.twitter.com/iUxIIUnNj0

— Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) January 25, 2018

For those of you too young to remember… the XFL sucked heavy balls

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) January 25, 2018

MAGA football fans pretending they enjoy the new XFL pic.twitter.com/Kx043X7jm0

— Luis (@ItsMrLuis) January 25, 2018

White supremacists and other assorted MAGA types are going to suddenly pretend to be old school XFL fans.

— Leon Thomas (@renegadecut) January 25, 2018

Vince McMahon's XFL reboot sounds like it could be an anti-kneeling football league for MAGA folks. An effort to turn whiny racially motivated grievances into profit. If that's what it is, it will fail just like the first XFL. Shameful gimmicks won't replace quality football.

— Adam Best (@adamcbest) January 25, 2018