Donald Trump requests a multi-million dollar military parade on July 4
GTFOHWTBS! Bish-a$$ Trump Wants To Spend Millions To Hold D**k-Measuring Military Parade - Page 9
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Trump Requests A Military Parade
Everyday we find new levels of hate for the man who 53% of white women voted for to become the President of the United States (NEVER forget).
It’s well-documented that the President of this democracy believes that he is a king or dictator and the country is to acquiesce to his every beck and call. According to CNN, Donnie’s latest narcissistic demand is multi-million dollar military parade similar to those held in France or North Korea.
Trump’s public butt puppet, Sarah Sanders, had this to say about her Geppetto’s whimsical whims:
“President Trump is incredibly supportive of America’s great servicemembers who risk their lives every day to keep our country safe. He has asked the Department of Defense to explore a celebration at which all Americans can show their appreciation,” Sanders said.
The reporting suggests that Trump got this idea after attending Bastille Day last year in France and thought that he should have the same type of spectacle on July 4th in D.C.
The above isn’t a real tweet from Trump, but sounds a LOT like one of those fake Twitter accounts that Kevin Durant had…
Problem is, shipping tanks, military vehicles and artillery to the nation’s capitol will cost millions of dollars, not to mention the repaving of Pennsylvania Ave once said tanks have destroyed the street as noted by MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.
Man, f**k this guy. Peep reactions of the flip.
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