Men On The Internet Are Hurt Over Women Loving Michael B Jordan
40-Year-Old Virgins Are Shaking In Their Imitation Timbs Over Women Loving Michael B. Jordan
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Men On The Internet Are Jealous Of Michael B. Jordan
Michael B. Jordan has been the man on everyone’s mind since he the release of Black Panther, where he absolutely murdered his role as Killmonger. Girls have been fawning over the actor for years now, but with him bulking all the way up to play a villain and doing a million and one interviews on his press run, he’s literally everywhere for us all to enjoy.
Women haven’t been quiet about expressing the fact that they’re fans, and it seems like that’s hit the ultimate rough spot for a lot of insecure men. On Thursday, Jordan was on Hot Ones, where he talked about being into anime–that, for some reason, got dudes on the internet wondering why their middle school girlfriend made fun of them for watching cartoons but still have a crush on Michael B Jordan. One guy sent out a particularly pathetic tweet about Jordan’s height, living situation, and love of anime and it got so much attention, Michael just had to respond.
https://twitter.com/chrisfrom_216/status/966462864272838656
Sir, Michael B. Jordan moved his parents in with HIM. YOU’RE living with your parents because you call out of your UPS shifts 3 times a week and cant afford a place of your own. And men reaaaaalllly want Jordan to be under 6 foot tall.
Unsurprisingly, that man who got a MBJ clapback isn’t the only one on the internet in his feelings over Michael B. Jordan. Dudes everywhere have their panties in a bunch over the idea that another man is getting all of the attention for once….at this point, it seems like more men than women are on the internet talking about him, sadly.
Check out some of the guys airing out their disbelief on twitter, confused over how girls can be sooooo into Michael B. Jordan and not them. Things will get better, fellas….
