That’s A Lot Of Molding: The Most Thirsty Reactions To Safaree’s New Self-Smithereen-Smashing Sex Toys
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Safaree Sex Toy Brings Thirst
If you saw the news yesterday, then you know that Safaree’s massive man meats are getting molded into sex toys for public consumption. This led women and men across the world to get in formation, do their yoga stretches and get ready for the party of their lives. The demand is so much that preorders have moved up by a few weeks and it looks like Safaree is going to secure a hell of a bag if commission is included.
Anyway, the thirstiest of thirsties had a lot of thoughts on the matter, so they rushed to let the world know their feelings. Take a look at the happiest, most hilarious reactions to Safaree’s meats knocking on your door in a few months.
