Fertile Future's Pluto Peenanigans Have Social Media In A TIZZY
Nissan Or Phantom? Fertile Future’s Pluto Peenanigans Have Social Media In A TIZZY
Fertile Future Is Having The Messiest Week Ever
Whew, Future is a stone-cold piece of WORK–a very fertile piece of work–who shattered social media when he popped up at his preggo ex Joie Chavis’s gender reveal WITHOUT his baby mama boo Brittni Mealy who was nice enough to send a gift. Oh yea, it’s all very messy and delicious.
https://instagram.com/p/Bp0htRPhrRo/
So very messy, that Brittni clapped back at fans who thought her fertile baby fadda was a lil too cozy with Joie at the event.
She sound so dumb😭 RT @belledae: Brittni… Brittni sweetheart… what does this even mean? Let the goofy in you go, just let it go, release it like a thousand doves, let it fly, let it go. 🕊 pic.twitter.com/hwtVBshK97
— Susie (@SusieF29) November 6, 2018
Naturally, Future responded in his own little hilariously wicked way and kicked off even more chitter-chatter across the ‘net.
😭😭😭😭 future undefeated first “I’m good, luv” now this pic.twitter.com/yjJJ6qN94v
— Phantom (@darealphantom) November 8, 2018
By the way, this is the second time Fewtch knocked up Bow Wow’s ex (first Ciara and now Joie) but that’s a different story for another day. Until then, peep the hilarious hysteria over Future’s pluto peenanigans on the flip.
Congratulations to Joie Chavis and Future! Who after claiming it wasn’t his celebrated the baby shower of the 5th child he’ll abandon with his 5th baby mama! 👶🏽 #ThePalmTree pic.twitter.com/4tpyPBZI9u
— YT: Fourens (@Fourens_) November 5, 2018
Does Bow Wow owe Future money or sumn? Somebody please find out what Bow Wow did to Future. Why is this man on a mission to get all of Bow Wows exes pregnant 🤔 pic.twitter.com/K7Aen8Elv9
— ✌️niko⚡️✈️ (@Nasierdash) November 9, 2018
Future and bow wow finna be co daddies? pic.twitter.com/8wpuVC1Kxe
— Shame Wizard (@ambermyself) November 8, 2018
So I’m confused … did Future’s bm Brittni take him back from Joie and then Joie took him back from her , or does this man have two fuckin girlfriends ? Wtf type of witchcraft is in his penis … shit . pic.twitter.com/e25SRmp7Nv
— regina george . (@kaylahmakaveli) November 6, 2018
So let me get this straight. Future dates Joie Chavis (Bow Wow’s baby moms), got her pregnant, left her, got back with his first baby moms, and they both went to Joie’s baby shower and took photos together like a happy family? He just be pimping these women tf out 😂
— A. ❣️ (@AT_Tunechi) November 6, 2018
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She sound so dumb😭 RT @belledae: Brittni… Brittni sweetheart… what does this even mean? Let the goofy in you go, just let it go, release it like a thousand doves, let it fly, let it go. 🕊 pic.twitter.com/hwtVBshK97
— Susie (@SusieF29) November 6, 2018
😭😭😭😭 future undefeated first “I’m good, luv” now this pic.twitter.com/yjJJ6qN94v
— Phantom (@darealphantom) November 8, 2018
“Chicken wings and fries, we don’t go on dates”
“I’m good luv, enjoy”
“U gone cry in this phantom or dat Nissan? She looked up and said PHANTOM”
Why y’all keep pregnant by this nigga LMFAOO???
— Charlie Brown (@CharlieelovesU) November 8, 2018
Future said you gone cry in the Phantom or the Nissan and now people asking Brittni what she picked. pic.twitter.com/d0AYZarJaV
— Chyoncé🐝 (@meowmonet) November 8, 2018
Future said “you gone cry in a phantom or a Nissan” somebody in the comments said “imma cry in whatever Russell driving” tht made me laugh loudly 😂
— Tierra (@callhertee) November 8, 2018
I always said you gotta have a mental illness to let Future impregnate you but this nigga really said “you gone cry in this phantom or that Nissan” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/HhsKXI1iXx
— • (@RIsVeryOwn) November 8, 2018
@1future: “ you gone cry in that phantom or that Nissan?”
first of all, i gotta Honda
— embryea (@embryea) November 8, 2018
@1future :”You gone cry in this Phantom or dat Nissan??”
Her:” ………………… Phantom” pic.twitter.com/hipunw1vbA
— Jae Shmoney (@JaeSweetFantasy) November 8, 2018
Future : “u gone cry in this phantom or dat Nissan?” Me: pic.twitter.com/PYach0hlGs
— DeShayla (@_diamond_says) November 8, 2018
Why future posted a caption saying you gone cry in that Nissan or this phantom ? somebody in the comments like “ you wanna go to Pluto or the projects? “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
— `EB🍯 (@toujourEB_) November 8, 2018
Idk about y’all but I’m crying in the Phantom because hopefully it come with a driver I done cried in a Nissan & almost wrecked that bitch.
— SK (@starrKelli1) November 9, 2018
You gonna cry in a phantom or a Nissan? Lmao you a 🐦 if you said the phantom. How about you don’t cry at all lol
— Abdur (@uptopahki) November 9, 2018
“ U gon cry in this phantom or dat nissan?”
ᴾʰᵃⁿᵗᵒᵐ
— Ginika (@ginnnybaby) November 8, 2018
Feature photo by Prince Williams/WireImage
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