To Freedom! Jussie Smollett’s Charges Being Dropped Have Caused Mayo-Slathered Hysteria And Unused Face Towel Tears

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Jussie’s Innocence Makes MAGAs Mad

As you’ve probably heard, the charges against Jussie Smollett have been officially dropped by the city of Chicago. The details of the case have been sealed as part of the agreement, too. This has infuriated people who feel like Jussie lied and is benefitting from some sort of celebrity privilege. Look, whether you believe Jussie actually lied or not, you have to admit that these folks’ being so upset over his charges being dropped it is quite the comedic twist.

Look at how they suddenly have so much doubt over the criminal justice system. To paraphrase one Michael Scott: “look at how the turn tables.”