You Should Have Just Eaten Your Lunch: Uno Tried To Explain A Rule On Twitter And Black Folks Lost Their Damn Minds
If someone puts down a +4 card, you must draw 4 and your turn is skipped. You can’t put down a +2 to make the next person Draw 6. We know you’ve tried it. #UNO pic.twitter.com/wOegca4r0h
— UNO (@realUNOgame) May 4, 2019
Uno is one of the staples of black hangouts across the country. From cookouts to kickbacks and everything in between, you are likely to see black folks gathered around a table playing. You’re also just as likely to see us gathered around a table arguing over the rules. Despite the face there is a handy slip of paper that comes with every deck explaining said rules, we have a knack for coming up with our own.
One of those timely made-up rules is the belief that you can stack Draw 2 cards on top of Draw 4 cards to make some unsuspecting player draw 6…or more. For some reason the good folks at Uno decided to clarify the rule and, boy, did things take a turn for the worst. Their explanation of their own rules ended up getting their own game dragged.
We really love us, man.
y'all have really been STACKING draw cards in uno?!?!?!?!??!!??!!??! pic.twitter.com/Po0iRGIGZc
— wikipedia brown-mormont (@eveewing) May 5, 2019
Take a look at the comedy.
When you play the Game of Uno you win or you die https://t.co/XDTsksgiH5
— Ira Madison III (@ira) May 5, 2019
I love how folks were arguing with Uno about how to play Uno. A game they created.
— Karlous Miller (@KarlousM) May 5, 2019
WE WILL STACK DRAW CARDS IN THIS HOUSE WHEN WE PLAY UNO AND NO ONE WILL TELL ME DIFFERENT. pic.twitter.com/oNA95Ublyo
— Brittany Packnett (@MsPackyetti) May 5, 2019
After consulting uno specialists, I’m detracting uno winnings from all past winners that used a draw 2 with a draw 4 on me.
— Rah Princess of all Saiyans (@__CleopatRah) May 6, 2019
Just so we’re all on the same page…this is for you fraudulent Uno Champs out there wearing illegitimate championship belts cuz you cheated with that fake “stack draw 4” house rules… pic.twitter.com/hICcYOMQrX
— DeVon Johnson (@DeVonJson) May 6, 2019
I can’t play UNO with peasants who think they bout to put a dry ass draw 2 on a juicy ass draw 4….stop it
— Cruella De Vil (@Jessamazinn) May 6, 2019
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The uno twitter account said you can’t make me draw 6 pic.twitter.com/BtgaHvScn2
— corgi fan account (@hoopinghappens) May 6, 2019
Don't nobody give a shit about the official UNO rules. It's HOUSE rules, always. If the HOUSE say we stacking draw 2s on Draw 4s, then guess what? WE STACKING DRAW 2s ON DRAW 4s. Long ass the house makes the rules clear before if starts, it goes. 🤷🏾
— Bey Phi Bey, Philly Chapter President. (@brownandbella) May 5, 2019
This won’t be the rule in my black ass home. I love chaos, so slap them draw 2s on top of those draw 4s. Slap those multiple reserves and those “skip you, skip you, skip you, reverse, reverse back to me, draw 2, uno, draw 2 uno out” and let’s get to yelling like a family should https://t.co/pBvQspTbvc
— Son of Isaac (@mensahmusa) May 5, 2019
Uno HQ: You know you can’t put a Draw 2 on a—
Me: pic.twitter.com/lubNnwAyDw
— Clarkisha Kent: It Should Have Been Yeehaw Barton (@IWriteAllDay_) May 5, 2019
the uno company: y’all can’t stack draw 4s and plus twos
me: pic.twitter.com/BCx9sYPCit— Your friendly neighborhood nigger🦸🏾♀️ (@thenegronet) May 5, 2019
hey Uno, you're wrong. draw 2 for your mistake. https://t.co/m42Rh6zeiR
— HBIC (Head Bird In Charge) (@daniellecanyell) May 5, 2019
this tweet is trash don’t ever come up in my house i will make you draw 8 then still reverse skip your ass that’s uno bitch https://t.co/keHC0z7ptO
— kaela ♡ (@kaelakenichi) May 5, 2019
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