Funniest Tweets From Night 2 Of The Democratic Debates

Kamala Harris: Joe Biden is a racist.

Joe Biden: Kamala is police.

Marianne Williamson: The fifth Harry Potter book is really the glue that holds the entire series together. Do you recall the part where #DemDebate

— William (@weelyumeebokway) June 28, 2019

I am dying at Biden's response to Bernie's invasive hand. #DemDebate2 pic.twitter.com/yf2F0QQpvI

— James Meakim (@JamesMeakim) June 28, 2019

Chuck Todd: Candidates, you have 45 seconds for a final statement.

Biden: I’m way better than Trump.
Bernie: We need change!
Kamala Harris: I actually understand how to do the job and am brave enough to do it.
Marianne Williamson: I am the three-eyed raven.

— Susan Arendt (@SusanArendt) June 28, 2019

SWALWELL: 🤷‍♂️
YANG: 👎
WILLIAMSON: “wow the ceiling is so sparkly”
BIDEN: ✅
BUTTIGIEG: ✅
BERNIE: 😑
HARRIS: ✅✅
GILLIBRAND: 👎👎
HICKENLOOPER: I don’t remember anything he said
BENNET: See Hickenlooper

— Angry Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) June 28, 2019

Biden: "Barack is my friend"

Sanders: "MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES"

Swalwell: "Biden is old"

Pete: "I am pretending to be reasonable"

Harris: "Biden isn't racist but he's a segregationist Klansman"

Williamson: "Let me tell you a story about my mother who loved grapefruit"

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) June 28, 2019

biden seemed tired. yang seemed bored. kamala seemed like all them bitches is her sons.

— tracy the emotional support penguin (@brokeymcpoverty) June 28, 2019

Ms. Kamala I don't feel so good…. #Kamala #Biden #DemDebate2 pic.twitter.com/4gagLKVDWp

— ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫 (@HaldonB) June 28, 2019

Bernie: Nothing will change unless we take on a corrupt system

Kamala: We must stand firm and confront Trump

Biden: *pulling out phone* I've got a photo here of me with Obama wait *drops phone*

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 28, 2019

I know y'all don't like her but this a FYE ass album cover 😭 https://t.co/3sY7xtRSEp

— Big Lord Bunny Rabbit (@cee_pain) June 28, 2019

Joe Biden: Please call me Joe Obamabiden going forward!

— Darkest Timeline DW (@FalcoholicDW) June 28, 2019

Marianne Williamson is doing an incredible job for someone who is obviously digesting an edible on television

— Pablo S. Torre (@PabloTorre) June 28, 2019

No one in the whole world:

Especially no one running for president:

Marianne Williamson: pic.twitter.com/WAFzmD31TE

— Carrl (@Carrl91947510) June 28, 2019

If you think Marianne Williamson's ideas are kooky, wait til you hear about the guy who says windmills cause cancer, thinks you need to show ID to buy cereal, and doesn't exercise because he thinks the human body is like a battery with a finite amount of energy

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) June 28, 2019

Who's ready for some old men to yell at each other??????? pic.twitter.com/xnJ6nTOq1W

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) June 28, 2019