The whole entire world has been dying for new Rihanna music for years now ever since she dropped the should-have-won-a-Grammy classic “Anti.” Yet Rih has been busy doing everything but making music. She’s out here being a near-billionaire selling her makeup and lingerie and whatever else she wants while maybe wanting to get married to her own billionaire boo. She’s living her best life.
That hasn’t stopped us from pestering her over her album every damn day. Rih has seen your pleas and she has answered with…making fun of all of us. Whoops.
It appears as though the rumors of a July album are just that…rumors. At least she didn’t have us thinking it was actually happening, right? This sent her fans (and, really, who ISN’T a Rihanna fan?) into a mental meltdown.
Take a look at the insanity that ensued.