Man, it’s been ROUGH but at least we got a good cackle at Forbes revoking Kylie’s ‘self-made billionaire’ crown in a deliciously petty exposé that details alleged financial fraud, asset pumping and other shady shenanigans by the fame-obsessed family to inflate their wealth that should come as a shock to absolutely no one.
Whether Forbes’s accusations are true, we’re not 100% sure, but it sparked hilarious chaos across the internet in the midst of civil unrest and a pandemic.
Peep the pettiest reactions to Forbes revoking Kylie’s not week.
“forbes in 2019: kylie jenner becomes the youngest self-made billionaire ever
forbes in 2020:” – Forbes is pettyyyyy
“Kris Jenner on her way to Forbes office after they confirmed her daughter Kylie isn’t a billionaire:” – you already know Kris has been on a rampage all day
“I knew Kylie’s ass wasn’t a billionaire and y’all called me a hater for it. Ain’t no billionaire shilling flat tummy tea and fake airpods on IG.” – WELP
“Kylie Jenner’s house maid arriving at her Calabasas mansion now that she’s not a billionaire anymore:” – Multi-multi-multi-multi-millionaire??? Ewwww
“Kylie Jenner in her 16 million dollar home forging her tax returns” – we’re waiting for the klapback
“Stormi after finding out Kylie ain’t a billionaire after all” – poor Stormi
“If you actually thought Kylie Jenner was a billionaire I don’t know what to tell you” – least shocking news to break today
“you spent so many months talking about how Kylie Jenner was a self made billionaire just for it not to be true” – jokes on them
“Forbes taking back the “billionaire” label from Kylie Jenner” – YOINK!
“how travis scott gonna sing that kylie billionaire lyric in sicko mode now” – *sad trombone*
“Nobody was buying Kylie’s makeup either lmao. Got a whole ass display in the front of EVERY Ulta and it’s deserted each time while the Colourpop carousel looks like it was hit by a tornado daily.” – welpity welp welp
“Forbes: Kylie Jenner is a self-made billionaire.
Also Forbes:” – got herrrrrrrr
“Kylie can’t donate because she isn’t a billionaire guys, jeez” – haaaaaaaa
“I’m still laughing at forbes stripping kylie of her billionaire status” – can’t wait to see what happens next