Meg Thee Stallion hiding 5โ3โ Tory Lanez when the cops pulled him over pic.twitter.com/tQtdkFHtbR
— Rob (40-24) Rockets (@Hou5ton4L) July 14, 2020
We knew Karaoke&B star Tory Lanez was fun-sized but we didn’t know he was (allegedly) 5’3″ 120 pounds as listed in a leaked booking report stemming from his arrest on felony gun charges while in the car with bestie Megan Thee Stallion.
According to reports, cops searched Tory’s car and found a concealed weapon after an alleged argument outside a house party. Whether or not Meg was involved, we don’t know, but she did have a cut on her foot from broken glass on the floor of that same car.
Whew, A MESS that got even messier when Twitter noticed his height and weight in the not-sure-if-accurate-report that fueled hilariously petty jokes across the internet.
Brahhhhhh they said this was the police taking Tory Lanez to jail ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/VL4QOudHhT
— Eenie (@inimeaniee) July 14, 2020
Peep the pettiest reactions to Tory Lanez being listed as ‘5’3″ 120 pounds” in leaked arrest report on the flip.
Meg Thee Stallion hiding 5โ3โ Tory Lanez when the cops pulled him over pic.twitter.com/tQtdkFHtbR
— Rob (40-24) Rockets (@Hou5ton4L) July 14, 2020
“Meg Thee Stallion hiding 5โ3โ Tory Lanez when the cops pulled him over” – wowwwwww
Brahhhhhh they said this was the police taking Tory Lanez to jail ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/VL4QOudHhT
— Eenie (@inimeaniee) July 14, 2020
“Brahhhhhh they said this was the police taking Tory Lanez to jail” – omgggggg
Tory Lanez standing up and being the same height he was sitting down will never not be funny. pic.twitter.com/zndlS98A4A
— ev (@zoranealehurtin) December 18, 2018
“Tory Lanez standing up and being the same height he was sitting down will never not be funny.” – hilarioussssss
Tory lanez is dead 5โ3 and 120 pounds pic.twitter.com/MmtsGqljCw
— Hustla ๐ฐ (@OgOx_) July 14, 2020
“Tory lanez is dead 5โ3 and 120 pounds” – this GIF tho…we howled
Tory Lanez being 5'3 had to be in the car with Megan Thee Stallion like: pic.twitter.com/vbHaCYn2yw
— Ziyad๐ด๐พโ ๏ธ๐ฐ (@_Ziyad__7) July 14, 2020
“Tory Lanez being 5’3 had to be in the car with Megan Thee Stallion like:” – you know what…
News: โTory Lanez arrested on serious weapons charges and could be in big troubleโ
Twitter: THIS NIGGA 5โ3 Yโ ALL pic.twitter.com/UPNHSe0RPx
— maybe: another knee grow ๐ญ๐น (@SWeezyouttahere) July 14, 2020
“News: โTory Lanez arrested on serious weapons charges and could be in big troubleโ
Twitter: THIS N*GGA 5โ3 YโALL” – Twitter is ruthless
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Nah fam Tory Lanez being 5โ3โ makes every song heโs ever recorded hilarious. He listening to all them old R&B tracks, feet dangling off his bed ๐๐๐
— Dex Hinton (@DexHinton) July 14, 2020
“Nah fam Tory Lanez being 5โ3โ makes every song heโs ever recorded hilarious. He listening to all them old R&B tracks, feet dangling off his bed” – DANGLING noooooo
in an interesting twist, at 5โ3 & 120 pounds, Tory Lanez is my body goals.
— Jane, Esq. (@avaanoel) July 14, 2020
“in an interesting twist, at 5โ3 & 120 pounds, Tory Lanez is my body goals.” – this is so petty
so is tory lanez 5โ3 or 5โ7 cuz….๐ฌ pic.twitter.com/FLTZbueieA
— ๐ง (@_jawwdin) July 14, 2020
“so is tory lanez 5โ3 or 5โ7 cuz….” – somewhere between the two
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