Messiest Reactions To Tory Lanez's SHADY Surprise Album

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By now, you’ve probably rolled your eyes at Tory Lanez dropping a messy surprise album where he addresses the now infamous Megan Thee Stallion saga, has a hissy fit about his height, professes his love for Kylie, fires shots at unproblematic women and refuses to take any responsibility for ruining his own career.

Yep, it might be a wrap for the teensy-tiny twerp who set social media ablaze with his terribly-timed album that fueled an endless DRAGGING by his Etch-A-Sketch hairline.

“To my fans … I’m sorry for my silence …. but respectfully .. I got time today …… 9 PM PST,” he teased on Twitter before dropping the uncomfortably toxic album that we’re sure he was advised against releasing.

The 17-track project titled “Daystar” comes weeks after ex-homieloverfriend Megan Thee Stallion confirmed him as her shooter on the night in question. After dropping the new release, Tory shared with fans via Twitter that this was the best way for him to speak about the issue at hand.

“There is a time to stay silent . And a time to speak ….. I said all I could say on this … ALL PLATFORMS … ….. #DAYSTAR … I’ll be back to y’all soon …. respectfully ….”, the caption read.

Back in August, Meg took to Instagram live to officially confirm Tory as her shooter and she had this to say:

“Yes… Tory shot me. You shot me and you got your publicist and your people going to these blogs lying,” she said in the video. “Stop lying. Why lie? I don’t understand.”

“I didn’t tell the police nothing because I didn’t want us to get in no more trouble,” she added in the viral post.

Oh, but Meg wasn’t done.

“Lol what I have learned about the majority of the people on social media is y’all like to hear bad news before good news, a lie spreads quicker than the truth, and y’all really be believing the sh*t YALL make up.”

The “Hot Girl” added, “I got hit at the back of my feet because when I got shot I was WALKING AWAY FACING THE BACK. why would I lie abt getting shot?”

Last month, Meg even shared photos of her gruesome gunshot wounds to shut down skeptics who felt like she was lying about the shooting.

Now, you would think celebs, especially A-list women, would have moved the Heavens and Earth to support Megan and condemn Tory Lanez but it’s veryyy quiet in Hollyweird. Only a handful of celebs like Bun B have spoken out in support of Meg.

The Laker’s J.R. Smith was also quick to come to Megan’s defense. Tory took some lyrical shots at Smith for calling him a “clown” on his track “Sorry But I Had To…”

Do you think Tory should’ve just stayed silent? Are you waiting on a Meg response? Tell us in the comments and peep the messiest reactions to Tiny Tory’s shady surprise album on the flip.

“Megan The stallion once she finds Tory Lanez:” – we can’t wait to see how she responds

“Meg, I found your next sample:” – YES

“When Tory Lanez said

N*ggas lying on da brodie n*ggas saying I’m deported Oh now I’m 5’3 n*ggas saying I’m a shorty well lil b*tch I’m 5’7 #DAYSTAR” – this clip is legendary

“Megan thee Stallion and crew when they catch Tory Lanez slippin” – oh it’s going down

“Rick Ross bought a new car for Tory Lanez and it’s the perfect size” – ahhh mannn

“The way Tory rapping on this album I know Megan was picking him up during sex” – we don’t doubt it

“”Y’all n*ggas just clout chasin. Tory Lanez told his side of the story and its straight facts. Meg aint break no bones or nothin. 17/17 album. Finally the truth is out and its fire. Him being 4’11 dont mean nothin.” – pettyyyyy

“Halloween is coming!

Get your Tory Lanez costume early and for cheap!!!” – he deserves every bit of this–all of this

““tory lanez album kinda fire”
“she has no proof”
“there’s two sides to every story”
“megan’s lying” – noooooooooo

“Kehlani to Tory when he still thought he could stop by” – this video thooo

“Tory taking his features back from kehlani & Jojo on Bittersweet” – so small of him

“Respectfully” – wellllllll

“Kudos to @highsnobiety for refusing to platform Tory Lanez.

That raggedy pillbug of a man should not be rewarded for literally trying to capitalize off of shooting Megan Thee Stallion by releasing new music.” – RAGGEDY PILLBUG