Twitter Erupts Over Plot Twisty Dean Browning And Patti LaBelle Nephew Saga

WAIT, WHAAAAAT???

By now, you’ve probably spiraled down the Dean Browning aka Dan Purdy rabbit hole that ends with Patti LaBelle‘s adopted nephew William Holte who, in a truly befuddling plot twist, was outed as an anti-feminist MAGA Blackfish pretending to be Dan Purdy–the suspected burner account of Pennsylvania Republican Dean Browning. Just in case you missed it, here’s the rundown!

On November 8, Browning tweeted:

“What Trump built in 4 years, Biden will destroy in 4 months.”

Two days later, Twitter user @ADunks5 replied:

“You mean what Obama build in 8 years , Trump trying to take credit for the first 3 years. Trump destroyed in 3 months with help from the “Trump virus” ! Biden now has to rid the country of the “Trump virus” ! Stay away from drugs Dean! You’re clearly high!”

Browning’s response?

“I’m a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected – which I never do when democrats are involved.”

Within seconds, the tweet blew up and was immediately deleted by Browning who tweeted:

“Regarding the tweet that is going viral from my account — I was quoting a message that I received earlier this week from a follower.”

Sorry if context was not clear”

This lead to an extensive CSI: Twitter investigation where online investigators uncovered Browning’s suspected burner account (@DanPurdy322) that was later linked to Patti LaBelle’s adopted nephew William Holte who (allegedly) sent the initial message to Browning that was accidentally posted publicly.

Oh yes, it’s a plot twisty MESS that we’re not sure is done unfolding. But, until then, peep the funniest, wildest, and craziest reactions on the flip.

“Idk why everyone is tagging Patti right now when she is clearly busy planning a funeral before she goes to search for her fool ass nephew for embarrassing her like this” – mannnnnnn

“Imagine being related to Patti LaBelle and cutting up like this so close to Thanksgiving.” – no pie for William!

“Patti LaBelle is gonna whup his a**. I know that.” – no doubt about it

“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
– Dean Browning quoted Dan Purdy who is ACTUALLY Byl Holte who is WILLIAM HOLTE PATTI LABELLE’S SON AND ALSO misogynist anti feminist??????

What is 2020?????” – thank God there’s only a month and a half left

“How did we go from Dean Browning to Dan Purdy to Patti Labelle’s son in less than an hour!?” – ONE HOUR

“Last video of Patti LaBelle’s nephew/son/Dean Browning/ Dan Purdy before they got suspended. What. Is. Happening.” – whaaaaaaa???

“not the whole nephew of patti labelle…” – we just… WHAT?

“Dean Browning, Dan Purdy puppet account, Patti LaBelle’s Nephew, Pennsylvania”

“I’m still laughing that we had a story about Rudy G having a press conference by a dildo store and days later it got topped by Patti Labelle’s son pretending to be a black gay Trump supporter for someone.” – soooo unreal