Funniest, Wildest & Messiest BOSSIP Headlines Of 2020

Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency

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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 7, 2020

Caucazoid Clownery: Jessica Krug aka Jess La Bombalera aka Bruschetta Scott King aka Becky Shabazz Comes Out As Diaspora Decepticon, Gets Jazzy Jeffed Into The Alabaster Abyss https://t.co/KJPyFYo3ZY

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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 4, 2020

Kocktails & Koochie Pops: Messy Dallas Restaurant Owner Gets DRAGGED For Cussin’ Out Cake-Clapping Customers Who Threw Azz In A Circle At Now Infamous Bussit Brunch https://t.co/0eJo66Is9X

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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 30, 2020

Make Antibodies Great Again? Perpetual Pandemic Denier, Petri-Dish-In Chief, Maskless MAGA Moron, Egregious Epidemiological Equivocator, And Lung-Injecting Liar Donald Trump & Melania Test Positive For COVID-19

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 2, 2020

For Lusty Colored Girls Who Would Let Tyler Perry Clap Their Cakes With His Hellurrrr Hammer https://t.co/eTa3ACjZkU

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 22, 2020

Khloe Kardashian's Kampaign For A Second Term As Mayor Of Boo Boo The Foolville Strengthens With Rumors She And Tristan Thompson Are Expecting Again; World Awaits Apology For Jordyn Woods

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 13, 2020

MAGA-Frittata-Bawitdaba-Venti Mocha Chocolata: Dorito Diablo’s Batsh*t Crazy “Spiritual Adviser” Paula White Speaks In Tongues & Summons African Angels To Bring Forth Reelection.

Here’s What Happened Next: https://t.co/ePyLv22Tg7

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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 5, 2020

Tristan Thompson And Khloe Kardashian Are Officially Back Blissfully Boo Boo'ed Up In Foolville https://t.co/WHoAVK9sJs

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— Bossip (@Bossip) July 2, 2020

Bang Bros: Slizzard Strong Safety Earl Thomas And Schlong-Slangin' Sibling Seth Caught In The Same Bed Smashing 2 Womens' Defensive Backs To Smithereens By Nina-Packin' Wife Nina On Snapchat

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 7, 2020

Bye Buckingham, Bye British Bigots, Bye Bulls***! Meghan Markle & Harmonious Hubby Harry 'Stepping Back' From Royal Family, Clotted Cream Critics Cry Foul https://t.co/n9KIqqPxCn

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— Bossip (@Bossip) January 8, 2020

Industry Leading Expert O.J. Simpson Says He Knows Without A "Shred Of Doubt" That Carole Baskin Killed Her Husband https://t.co/fcT5aleHht

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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 2, 2020

Crack Was Smoked: The Weeknd Suggests Usher Copied His Tender Whisper Wave On 2012 Hit “Climax,” Gets Dragged To Flimsy Falsetto Hell https://t.co/9L11KPYPoe

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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 9, 2020

Divorce Desiring Kanye Klaims Kim K & Meek Mill Had A P-Poppin “Prison Reform” Rendezvous, Renames Meddling Marionette Momager Kris Jong Un https://t.co/LiavI2zY5f

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— Bossip (@Bossip) July 22, 2020

Que Lastima: Tio Tom Goya CEO Robert Unanue Sparks Reacción Enojado #Goyaway After Felizmente Besando Culo De Donald Trump

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— Bossip (@Bossip) July 10, 2020

Tottenham Riddim: Adele-Paulette Shelly-Ann Adkins Sets Fire Pon Di Rain At Notting Hill Carnival, Sparks HILARIOUS Chaos https://t.co/grKpfzx0tT

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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 31, 2020

Red And White Me Down: Boosie BadAzz Wore A Kappa Alpha Psi Sweater To The Hawks Game And Got Shimmy Twitter's Brunch Boots In A Bunch

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— Bossip (@Bossip) January 9, 2020

Big Ankh Energy: Erykah Badu & Jill Scott’s Soulfully Moisturized #Verzuz Vibe Eased Anxiety, Charged Crystals, Elevated Vibrations, Massaged Scalps, Upgraded Waist Beads, Detangled Hair & Paid A Bill On Yet Another Beautiful Night In Black Music https://t.co/VEgG2434rR

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 10, 2020

The Karen JUMPED Out: Lana Del Rey Calls The Manager On Beyonce, Nicki Minaj And More…Gets Miracle Whipped To Saltine Smithereens

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 21, 2020

Draya Michele aka Dray Neglectronica aka Ignoreaga Made Light Of Tory Lanez Allegedly Shooting Megan Thee Stallion; Meg And Twitter Drag Her To Hellhttps://t.co/Inon8QDRSe pic.twitter.com/l9GApVYYvN

— Bossip (@Bossip) July 23, 2020

Pipe's Out: Chris Evans Gingerly Addresses His Girthy Instagram Gaffe On The Tamron Hall Show, Thanks WAP-y Fans For Supporting The Veiny Valor Of His Winter Soldier

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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 15, 2020

Shaun King aka Scammie Lou Paymer aka Barter G. Woodson aka Rob Moses aka Mos Theft Got Exposed (Again) With Receipts (Again) For ALLEGEDLY Stealing Money (Again) And Got Dragged To The GoFundMe In The Sky (Again)

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 26, 2020

Gnome-Bodied Guttersnipe Tory Lanez Was (FINALLY) Slapped With Charges For Shooting Megan Thee Stallion.

Here’s What Happened Next: https://t.co/c3PCg8uVce

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 9, 2020

Enter The MAGAverse: Shameik Moore Got Bit By An Alt Right Arachnid, Tweeted About Black On Black Crime And Got Thanos-Snapped To Twitter Hell

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 28, 2020

Mr. Bo(Flex)Jangles: Terry Crews Tap Dances His Pecs Across His Keyboard With Bootlickin' "Black Supremacy" Tweets; Gets "Is We Sick Boss" Slandered To HGH Hell

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— Bossip (@Bossip) June 8, 2020

🎶🎵 🎶 Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y: Lice President Mike Pence Peddles Putrid Pile Of Poop In Debate Against Kamala Harris And Was Disrupted By Dookie-Diggin' Diptera

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 8, 2020

Talladega Whites: Life-Long Loser Ray Ciccarelli Retires From Winless Wheel-Turnin' Career Because NASCAR Banned The KKKonfederate Flag

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— Bossip (@Bossip) June 11, 2020

Congratulations! Marques Houston And His Teen Bride Tie The Knot In “Ultra Private” Ceremony https://t.co/OQRf9GMkf3

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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 28, 2020

Ritz, Please: Soup Cookie Senator Lindsey-Graham-Cracker Says Us Blacks And Latinx Folks Are Free In South Carolina As Long As We're Conservative, He Can Choke On A Geechee Glizzy

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 10, 2020

Loquacious Leprechaun Tory Lanez Daystarly Denies Shooting Megan Thee Stallion On New Album, Alleges They Dated & He's Still Punily Pining After Her https://t.co/p5HqfZGRfO

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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 25, 2020

Did Ya Kiss This "Daddy" The Way You Kiss The Other One? Young MAGA Millionaire Lil Wayne Proudly Posts Sycophantic Snapshot Smooching Donald Trump's Burnt Sienna Backside

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 30, 2020

National Negro-graphic: How The Hell Is Breonna Taylor Supposed To Get Justice When A.G. Daniel Cameron Is A Furry, Black-Eyed, Trump Bootlicker? [Video]

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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 26, 2020

Passing Thots: Larsa Pippen Reveals She Was “Kinda Seeing” Tristan Thompson Before He Met Khloe, Claims She Split With Scottie Before Codeine Canoodling With Future https://t.co/lyOloG9xVS

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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 9, 2020

Get In Hu-Mi-Li-Ation: Kujichagulia Kongress Kommences Kente Kloth-Klad Kneeling Before Kommitting To Krushing Krooked Kop Policies, Kause Black A$$ Konfusion

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— Bossip (@Bossip) June 8, 2020

David Makes Dance: Madonna 1 And 3 Claps While Her Son Sunken Place Shamones Away Racism; Barefoot Befuddlement Ensues

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 29, 2020

Annalise Skeeting: Twitter Keeps Putting Viola Davis In The "Wap" Video And The Results Are Pure Comedy

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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 10, 2020

LOL, Covid Case: Ohio Club Cited For Coronavirus Violations After 500 Perilous People Attend Indoor Trey Songz Concert, 'Say Aah' Enthusiasts Egregiously Endangering Lives https://t.co/3pkySbBfrA

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— Bossip (@Bossip) December 8, 2020

Boo Boo The Fool For Love: Klownery Kween Khloe Kardashian Is Back Boo’d Up With Her Barnum & Bailey Baby Daddy https://t.co/aCBPQyuNXB

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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 6, 2020

Dust & Blood: Elizabeth Warren Cooks Potential Presidency Purchaser Mike Bloomberg Like A Sexually Harassing S’More At Democratic Debate [Video]

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— Bossip (@Bossip) February 20, 2020

Whose Lives Matter? COVID-Incubating Soup Cookies In Sacramento Spark Caucasian Chaos At Capitol Protesting Police And Policies, Karens And Kodys Carried To The Clink

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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 4, 2020

Teddy’s Scammm: R&Bigen Legend Teddy Riley Struggles With Modern Technology During #Verzuz Battle Against Babyface, Gets Clowned Into The Brunch Fedora Abyss https://t.co/94MJskRemg

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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 19, 2020

Sinner, Sinner Cheater Dinner: Dorito-Tinged Tax-Shelter-In-Chief Donald Trump Exposed As Decade-Long Clandestine Cash Charlatan, $400 Million Unpaid And $79.2 Million In Shady Returns

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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 28, 2020

Eva Longoria—The Heebie To Gina Rodriguez’s Jeebies—Downplayed Black Women’s Country-Saving Role In The 2020 Election.

Here’s What Happened Next: https://t.co/ZmtKc6uKLl

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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 9, 2020

Black Women Save The Day (Again): Letitia Lewis, The Unburnt, First Of Her Name & Living Infinity Stone Hippolyta Shine In Metaphysical Multiverse Masterpiece https://t.co/vUZhbrViDr #LovecraftCountry

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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 12, 2020

UNChella: Teddy Riley & Babyface Return For Cool Water-Splashed #Verzuz Re-Do, Bless Music Lovers With Bluetooth Bangers, Seasoned Auntie Anthems & Taupe Turtleneck Jams https://t.co/fanYoeLEmY

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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 21, 2020

#TrumpKnew: 53% Of White Women's President Put On Blast With Audio Proving He Knew How Deadly COVID-19 Was In February, Blood Soaks His Very Little Hands

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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 10, 2020