Funniest, Wildest & Messiest BOSSIP Headlines Of 2020
We Did It, Joe! Funniest, Wildest & Messiest BOSSIP Headlines Of 2020
We did it, Joe!
Caucazoid Clownery: Jessica Krug aka Jess La Bombalera aka Bruschetta Scott King aka Becky Shabazz Comes Out As Diaspora Decepticon, Gets Jazzy Jeffed Into The Alabaster Abyss https://t.co/KJPyFYo3ZY
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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 4, 2020
2020 was a musty mishmash of raggedy months with a surgical mask and Party City wig on. Whew, it was TRASH–the absolute WORST year ever, of ALL-Time, that gave us everything from a gnome-bodied guttersnipe terrorizing the Rap industry to the now infamous Bussit Brunch.
But somehow we made it through and put together another championship campaign that landed us in yet another major publication right after the 2020 Election.
Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency
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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 7, 2020
In the revealing article, our esteemed Associate Editor Jason ‘Jah’ Lee revealed his creative process behind one of the biggest Bossip headlines of 2020.
“We write long-a** headlines,” he laughed. “I look at it like I’m writing bars.” He knew he had to do something special, something that spoke to the exaltation this would be online and stood out from the many, many nicknames Bossip has come up with for Donald Trump.
“I mean, we’ve called Donald Trump everything orange. Pumpkin-spiced and dorito-dinged and habanero Hitler. We called him safety-cone orange, we called him burnt sienna. We ran down all the list of orange things.
In the moment, I try to put in whatever effort I have into the subject and however I can turn a Rubik’s cube in my mind,” he explained his process. “But after it’s written, I try not to go back over it a million times and trying to fine-tune it because the whole point about it is for it to just be simple and easy entertaining.”
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Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency
(Image via OLIVIER DOULIERY / Getty)https://t.co/KviQZpTudb pic.twitter.com/T6daPtsyun
— Bossip (@Bossip) November 7, 2020
Caucazoid Clownery: Jessica Krug aka Jess La Bombalera aka Bruschetta Scott King aka Becky Shabazz Comes Out As Diaspora Decepticon, Gets Jazzy Jeffed Into The Alabaster Abyss https://t.co/KJPyFYo3ZY
(Duke University Press) pic.twitter.com/uXJKVFu7Zp
— Bossip (@Bossip) September 4, 2020
Kocktails & Koochie Pops: Messy Dallas Restaurant Owner Gets DRAGGED For Cussin’ Out Cake-Clapping Customers Who Threw Azz In A Circle At Now Infamous Bussit Brunch https://t.co/0eJo66Is9X
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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 30, 2020
Make Antibodies Great Again? Perpetual Pandemic Denier, Petri-Dish-In Chief, Maskless MAGA Moron, Egregious Epidemiological Equivocator, And Lung-Injecting Liar Donald Trump & Melania Test Positive For COVID-19
(Image via The Washington Post / Getty)https://t.co/i9fEb4a5cA pic.twitter.com/0bFilfpUnT
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 2, 2020
For Lusty Colored Girls Who Would Let Tyler Perry Clap Their Cakes With His Hellurrrr Hammer https://t.co/eTa3ACjZkU
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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 22, 2020
Khloe Kardashian's Kampaign For A Second Term As Mayor Of Boo Boo The Foolville Strengthens With Rumors She And Tristan Thompson Are Expecting Again; World Awaits Apology For Jordyn Woods
[GETTY]https://t.co/fLQXL6jBtX pic.twitter.com/qBfgFA1Nfh
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 13, 2020
MAGA-Frittata-Bawitdaba-Venti Mocha Chocolata: Dorito Diablo’s Batsh*t Crazy “Spiritual Adviser” Paula White Speaks In Tongues & Summons African Angels To Bring Forth Reelection.
Here’s What Happened Next: https://t.co/ePyLv22Tg7
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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 5, 2020
Tristan Thompson And Khloe Kardashian Are Officially Back Blissfully Boo Boo'ed Up In Foolville https://t.co/WHoAVK9sJs
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— Bossip (@Bossip) July 2, 2020
Bang Bros: Slizzard Strong Safety Earl Thomas And Schlong-Slangin' Sibling Seth Caught In The Same Bed Smashing 2 Womens' Defensive Backs To Smithereens By Nina-Packin' Wife Nina On Snapchat
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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 7, 2020
Bye Buckingham, Bye British Bigots, Bye Bulls***! Meghan Markle & Harmonious Hubby Harry 'Stepping Back' From Royal Family, Clotted Cream Critics Cry Foul https://t.co/n9KIqqPxCn
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— Bossip (@Bossip) January 8, 2020
Industry Leading Expert O.J. Simpson Says He Knows Without A "Shred Of Doubt" That Carole Baskin Killed Her Husband https://t.co/fcT5aleHht
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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 2, 2020
Crack Was Smoked: The Weeknd Suggests Usher Copied His Tender Whisper Wave On 2012 Hit “Climax,” Gets Dragged To Flimsy Falsetto Hell https://t.co/9L11KPYPoe
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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 9, 2020
Divorce Desiring Kanye Klaims Kim K & Meek Mill Had A P-Poppin “Prison Reform” Rendezvous, Renames Meddling Marionette Momager Kris Jong Un https://t.co/LiavI2zY5f
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— Bossip (@Bossip) July 22, 2020
Que Lastima: Tio Tom Goya CEO Robert Unanue Sparks Reacción Enojado #Goyaway After Felizmente Besando Culo De Donald Trump
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— Bossip (@Bossip) July 10, 2020
Tottenham Riddim: Adele-Paulette Shelly-Ann Adkins Sets Fire Pon Di Rain At Notting Hill Carnival, Sparks HILARIOUS Chaos https://t.co/grKpfzx0tT
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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 31, 2020
Red And White Me Down: Boosie BadAzz Wore A Kappa Alpha Psi Sweater To The Hawks Game And Got Shimmy Twitter's Brunch Boots In A Bunch
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— Bossip (@Bossip) January 9, 2020
Big Ankh Energy: Erykah Badu & Jill Scott’s Soulfully Moisturized #Verzuz Vibe Eased Anxiety, Charged Crystals, Elevated Vibrations, Massaged Scalps, Upgraded Waist Beads, Detangled Hair & Paid A Bill On Yet Another Beautiful Night In Black Music https://t.co/VEgG2434rR
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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 10, 2020
The Karen JUMPED Out: Lana Del Rey Calls The Manager On Beyonce, Nicki Minaj And More…Gets Miracle Whipped To Saltine Smithereens
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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 21, 2020
Draya Michele aka Dray Neglectronica aka Ignoreaga Made Light Of Tory Lanez Allegedly Shooting Megan Thee Stallion; Meg And Twitter Drag Her To Hellhttps://t.co/Inon8QDRSe pic.twitter.com/l9GApVYYvN
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 23, 2020
Pipe's Out: Chris Evans Gingerly Addresses His Girthy Instagram Gaffe On The Tamron Hall Show, Thanks WAP-y Fans For Supporting The Veiny Valor Of His Winter Soldier
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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 15, 2020
Shaun King aka Scammie Lou Paymer aka Barter G. Woodson aka Rob Moses aka Mos Theft Got Exposed (Again) With Receipts (Again) For ALLEGEDLY Stealing Money (Again) And Got Dragged To The GoFundMe In The Sky (Again)
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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 26, 2020
Gnome-Bodied Guttersnipe Tory Lanez Was (FINALLY) Slapped With Charges For Shooting Megan Thee Stallion.
Here’s What Happened Next: https://t.co/c3PCg8uVce
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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 9, 2020
Enter The MAGAverse: Shameik Moore Got Bit By An Alt Right Arachnid, Tweeted About Black On Black Crime And Got Thanos-Snapped To Twitter Hell
[GETTY]https://t.co/pUNPtmRXZX pic.twitter.com/u4HtBSGnEt
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 28, 2020
Mr. Bo(Flex)Jangles: Terry Crews Tap Dances His Pecs Across His Keyboard With Bootlickin' "Black Supremacy" Tweets; Gets "Is We Sick Boss" Slandered To HGH Hell
(GETTY)https://t.co/WlbXfv8moP pic.twitter.com/vE10rDjGz4
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 8, 2020
🎶🎵 🎶 Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y: Lice President Mike Pence Peddles Putrid Pile Of Poop In Debate Against Kamala Harris And Was Disrupted By Dookie-Diggin' Diptera
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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 8, 2020
Talladega Whites: Life-Long Loser Ray Ciccarelli Retires From Winless Wheel-Turnin' Career Because NASCAR Banned The KKKonfederate Flag
(Image via Scott W. Grau/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)https://t.co/ygQhErjuBg pic.twitter.com/o6OxnNAcWr
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 11, 2020
Congratulations! Marques Houston And His Teen Bride Tie The Knot In “Ultra Private” Ceremony https://t.co/OQRf9GMkf3
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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 28, 2020
Ritz, Please: Soup Cookie Senator Lindsey-Graham-Cracker Says Us Blacks And Latinx Folks Are Free In South Carolina As Long As We're Conservative, He Can Choke On A Geechee Glizzy
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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 10, 2020
Loquacious Leprechaun Tory Lanez Daystarly Denies Shooting Megan Thee Stallion On New Album, Alleges They Dated & He's Still Punily Pining After Her https://t.co/p5HqfZGRfO
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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 25, 2020
Did Ya Kiss This "Daddy" The Way You Kiss The Other One? Young MAGA Millionaire Lil Wayne Proudly Posts Sycophantic Snapshot Smooching Donald Trump's Burnt Sienna Backside
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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 30, 2020
National Negro-graphic: How The Hell Is Breonna Taylor Supposed To Get Justice When A.G. Daniel Cameron Is A Furry, Black-Eyed, Trump Bootlicker? [Video]
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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 26, 2020
Passing Thots: Larsa Pippen Reveals She Was “Kinda Seeing” Tristan Thompson Before He Met Khloe, Claims She Split With Scottie Before Codeine Canoodling With Future https://t.co/lyOloG9xVS
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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 9, 2020
Get In Hu-Mi-Li-Ation: Kujichagulia Kongress Kommences Kente Kloth-Klad Kneeling Before Kommitting To Krushing Krooked Kop Policies, Kause Black A$$ Konfusion
(GETTY)https://t.co/8L2z4PJTsM pic.twitter.com/2QNUgXmSfD
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 8, 2020
David Makes Dance: Madonna 1 And 3 Claps While Her Son Sunken Place Shamones Away Racism; Barefoot Befuddlement Ensues
(GETTY)https://t.co/FZM048OB8Y pic.twitter.com/7HodfuDfEY
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 29, 2020
Annalise Skeeting: Twitter Keeps Putting Viola Davis In The "Wap" Video And The Results Are Pure Comedy
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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 10, 2020
LOL, Covid Case: Ohio Club Cited For Coronavirus Violations After 500 Perilous People Attend Indoor Trey Songz Concert, 'Say Aah' Enthusiasts Egregiously Endangering Lives https://t.co/3pkySbBfrA
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— Bossip (@Bossip) December 8, 2020
Boo Boo The Fool For Love: Klownery Kween Khloe Kardashian Is Back Boo’d Up With Her Barnum & Bailey Baby Daddy https://t.co/aCBPQyuNXB
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— Bossip (@Bossip) August 6, 2020
Dust & Blood: Elizabeth Warren Cooks Potential Presidency Purchaser Mike Bloomberg Like A Sexually Harassing S’More At Democratic Debate [Video]
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— Bossip (@Bossip) February 20, 2020
Whose Lives Matter? COVID-Incubating Soup Cookies In Sacramento Spark Caucasian Chaos At Capitol Protesting Police And Policies, Karens And Kodys Carried To The Clink
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— Bossip (@Bossip) May 4, 2020
Teddy’s Scammm: R&Bigen Legend Teddy Riley Struggles With Modern Technology During #Verzuz Battle Against Babyface, Gets Clowned Into The Brunch Fedora Abyss https://t.co/94MJskRemg
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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 19, 2020
Sinner, Sinner Cheater Dinner: Dorito-Tinged Tax-Shelter-In-Chief Donald Trump Exposed As Decade-Long Clandestine Cash Charlatan, $400 Million Unpaid And $79.2 Million In Shady Returns
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— Bossip (@Bossip) September 28, 2020
Eva Longoria—The Heebie To Gina Rodriguez’s Jeebies—Downplayed Black Women’s Country-Saving Role In The 2020 Election.
Here’s What Happened Next: https://t.co/ZmtKc6uKLl
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— Bossip (@Bossip) November 9, 2020
Black Women Save The Day (Again): Letitia Lewis, The Unburnt, First Of Her Name & Living Infinity Stone Hippolyta Shine In Metaphysical Multiverse Masterpiece https://t.co/vUZhbrViDr #LovecraftCountry
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— Bossip (@Bossip) October 12, 2020
UNChella: Teddy Riley & Babyface Return For Cool Water-Splashed #Verzuz Re-Do, Bless Music Lovers With Bluetooth Bangers, Seasoned Auntie Anthems & Taupe Turtleneck Jams https://t.co/fanYoeLEmY
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— Bossip (@Bossip) April 21, 2020
#TrumpKnew: 53% Of White Women's President Put On Blast With Audio Proving He Knew How Deadly COVID-19 Was In February, Blood Soaks His Very Little Hands
(Image via The Washington Post / Getty)https://t.co/otcp5pCour pic.twitter.com/LExRGVFSEc
— Bossip (@Bossip) September 10, 2020
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