Drake Delivers Essential Instagram Caption Music, Shatters Toxic Twitter

#CertifiedLoverBoy: Drake Delivers Essential Instagram Caption Music, Sends Twitter Into A Toxic Tizzy

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Ah yes, the smell of Tuscan Leather-scented toxic masculinity in the air courtesy of Drake’s star-studded opus “Certified Lover Boy” that delivered a fresh batch of messy Instagram captions while stirring up hilarious hysteria across social media.

The forever-awaited album features Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Giveon, Future, Ty Dolla $ign, Young Thug, 21 Savage, Lil Baby, Lil Durk, Lil Wayne, Project Pat, Kid Cudi, Travis Scott, Tems, and Masego sprinkled across 21 carefully curated tracks.

There’s also guest drive-bys by Nicki Minaj on “Papi’s Home” and PartyNextDoor on “Get Along Better” because of course.

In a very accurate description on Apple Music, Drake calls CLB is “a combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking,” while dedicating it to the late Nadia Ntuli and Mercedes Morr.

For this rollout, the benevolent 6 God gave away free merchandise at Wedding Chapels in Los Angeles, Vegas, and Atlanta. Aside from that, he’s also been posting quotable lyrics on billboards across the United States and Canada proving, once again, that he’s King of shareable (and remixable) viral content.

At this point, it’s clear Drake is still the hottest in the game with enough clout to get away with having pregnant emoji women on his album cover.

He’s also the most confident he’s ever been based on not-very-subtle shots fired at Swizz Beatz and Kanye (who recently posted and deleted his address in their ongoing beef).

What’s your fave song on the album (so far)? Tell us down below and peep the funniest, wildest and messiest CLB reactions on the flip.

“N*ggas in VIP when Way 2 Sexy starts playing” – ayeeeeee

“Drake dropping CLB reminded me of how I dropped you. I wasn’t social distancing, I was distancing myself from you socially cuz I wasn’t certified for your love then but I am now. I know this album is making you think of me too. Say hi to your mom for me. You don’t have to respond” – wowwwww

“Drake’s clippers knowing it doesn’t have to cut that heart much longer after CLB drops tonight” – *howls*

“Listening to this Drake album reminded me of how I did you wrong and I just want to say you still deserve it. Greet your sister for me and tell her to hit me up, I always liked her more than you” – messyyyyy

“Drizzy Drake put a Rick Ross “M-M-M-Maybach Music” and Lil Wayne *lighter flick* in the same song” – THE CLIP

“Drake: “yeah”

Me tonight:” – ACCURATE

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“The Henny is whooping Akademiks a**” – he was outta there

“how i’m sleeping tonight knowing we finna wake up to a new drake album” – hopefully it’s everything you dreamed of

“I just know Drake got a song for my exact situation rn and I can’t wait to hear it” – EXACT

We’re still trying to understand why Drake said that. Multiple times.

“11/10 Social Marketing @TrojanCondoms” – brilliant

“Drake said he WAS out here f*cking fans … do it again I’m tryna see something” – haaaa


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