Martha Stewart Gets Nine Stitches From B*tches Headbutt

- By Bossip Staff

Some b*tch named Francesca gave Martha the business.

Domestic diva Martha Stewart needed nine stitches on her upper lip after her French bulldog walloped her as Stewart leaned in to whisper goodbye to the pooch, TMZ reported Thursday.

The TV host said she must have “startled” the dozing dog, named Francesca, when she moved in close Tuesday to “whisper goodbye” as she was getting ready to leave her New York home.

“She bolted upright with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face,” Stewart wrote on her personal blog, according to Access Hollywood.

“I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back,” she continued. “I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip.”

As for her beloved Francesca, Stewart wrote she “was as upset” as she was, and went and “cowered in her bed.”

The 69-year-old Stewart headed directly for a local emergency room, where she was met by a plastic surgeon and stitched up, Access Hollywood reported.

That should teach her to keep her whispery sweet nothings out of Francescas ear.

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  • nymphis

    GET OVER HERE MARTHA AND LET ME SHOW YOU MY DOGGIE STYLE.

    • kalifa

      and who the hell WHISPERS goodbye to their dog???????? 😦

  • Just Sayin

    The dog prog-lee thought she was going to cook it or put some fancy a$$ bow on it and was like fu#k dat!

    • Mystyri

      HAHAHA! I KNOW, RIGHT!

      HE WAS LIKE, “I KNEW THIS DAY WAS GONNA COME!!!”

  • DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!)

    How tha F*CK do you get your azz kicked by a f*ckin’ dog?? WTF?? 😈

  • Here's Johnny

    That’s what she gets for laying me of from Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia back in 2007. Chickens coming home to roost. The people that work their surround her like a god.

  • Tara

    Hell that aint nothing compared to what that chimpanzee did to that other white woman’s friend

  • GETREAL

    Race doesn’t matter. So backwards. Don’t be mad because Martha has the loot to call up a cosmetic surgeon and say, “I’m on my way to the emergency room; get there now!”

  • Northern Cali Honey

    Thats what she gets lol

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