We all by now have heard the drama with Esther Baxter and her former beaux, Joe Budden that’s had the Internet going crazy. The whole thing is getting uglier by the minute. In times like this, it’s good to look back at better times.
Let’s reminisce on what made Esther Baxter such a hot commodity in the first place.
This is a classic Esther picture. Up until this point, everyone had focused on her chesticles, but they didn’t even notice her cakes until now. And that tattoo is something else, too.
This is where Esther made her name, filling out bikinis. That’s…um…a whole lotta fabric there.
Here she looks like some sort of Wonder Woman or something. It does seem to require superhuman strength to carry her two friends around.
And here it is. The honey picture. This is what made Esther Baxter a star. It’s like Winnie The Pooh’s wet dream.
Is that titanium on her cakes? Like a metallic chastity belt? That flotation device is technically on second base with Esther.
Again, her cakes are pretty underrated. Baxter’s rump is like the Scottie Pippen to her boobies’ Michael Jordan. Don’t you agree?
See what we’re saying? Cakes for days. By the way, don’t you notice how chairs get used as props for every model? When we die, we want to come back as a bunch of chairs.
Imagine going to your local Jiffy Lube and seeing the ladies dressed like this ready to check under your hood. Maybe someone should invent a place like that.
See what we mean about the chairs? They get all of the love. It’s just not fair. We bet there are a million other pieces of furniture equipment that want attention.
See, it’s not all boobs and cakes. Esther knows how to keep it classy and get dolled up. She looks ready for a night on the town.
Pop quiz. Can you count how many floatation devices there are in this picture? You may need both hands.
There’s that tattoo again. See how things come full…circle? Now, isn’t it much better to think about these pictures than all of that nasty drama? We thought so.
