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It’s one thing to be put on blast by one of your random jawns… But you have to be a particularly lackluster man for your own daughter, with whom you spend time regularly, to say you ain’t shyte.

Apparently, despite finding out that he was engaged to another woman when she got pregnant two years ago, Jennifer Conrad is still very much with Keyshawn Johnson, and they are now expecting baby number two.

But while he and Jennifer are building their swirl-y love nest, Keyshawn’s eldest daughter Maia Hightower-Johnson has been putting daddy’s poor parenting on blast through a series of poems on her tumblr.

The first one, titled “Another One” appeared about three months ago when she found out about Keyshawn’s newest bundle of joy:

I told them wait until i leave // i guess what i say doesnt matter
dont get me wrong im not mad // more shocked
dont know whether to say congrats or nothing at all
at least u told me before it was here
im happy for them tho really i think its what they need
a good start over should be good // a chance to be something u couldnt
well hey // all i hope is
boy or girl they hopefully they get the father figure me and kiki never got .

“Kiki” would be her brother, Keyshawn Jr, the other child born out of Keyshawn’s marriage to Shikiri Hightower from 1998 to 2002. In 2004, Keyshawn Sr. got into some legal trouble for allegedly threatening Shikiri’s ex boyfriend for interfering in their reconciliation. Obviously, that reconciliation didn’t take. And while Keyshawn has never fully disappeared from the kids’ lives, Maia seems very much her mother’s child, even dropping “Johnson” from her name on her Twitter profile.

Following the first poem, Keyshawn must have attempted to forge a new relationship with Maia. Which prompted another post:

All my life
its so funny // all my life
you were never there // you never cared
you barley even knew what was going on in my life
now all of sudden // you want to be there
you want to “care” // you want to always want to know whats new
ill never forget all the parent conferences, basketball and soccer games, speeches, ect.
when the one who really cared // was there
you think you can just say one day “i want to be there” ?
NO…
it doesnt work like that // im so done with u
there is NOTHING you can do to want me to want u in my life

Sadly, no one seems to have talked to Maia about her parents’ custody agreement. Because she’s still spending time with her dad. And still writing sad, sad poems.

all of this shit your doing // only makes things worst
you think i have a drug problem. no self esteem. no happieness. and im lost // N**** PLEASE
I dont know who your talking about // because it sure as hell isnt me
i shouldnt care though // and soon
i couldnt give two [fawks] // scratch that…. i WONT
see what you dont get // is you had 15 1/2 years
to be a “father” // Now theres only 2 1/2 years
It sucks that every summer has been taken away from me // due to your insecurities
summer is supposed to be the best time of my life… // but boy once 18 hits
dont expect me to even pick up the phone for 1 second to say hi, how are u doing // because i wont give a [fawk]
u made my life hell…

Dayum! Keyshawn, get your child. And be a father to her!